/biz/ - Business & Finance

So people are just smashing the sell button for fun, right? Or did I miss some sort of catastrophic news

We've basically been crabbing for a month, can we just get some action?? This market is dum

What the fuck happened to /smg/? Did all the intelligent people get demoralized and leave? Now it's just a bunch of cocky faggot bear tourists who call you a redditor for suggesting that maybe all this red is just as fake and gay as the huge pump in 2020-2021. QT isn't happening to any meaningful degree and if you think so you should probably stop consuming mainstream talking points. Interest rates are still historically low and continuing their decades (centuries?) long trend towards zero (or negative real rates). The US is still printing billions of dollars every month but for some reason you imbeciles won't say that the printers are still on because they're calling it "funding for Ukraine" instead of QE. Where the fuck do you think that money goes assholes? Everyone agrees that that kind of funding just goes right back into the US until it's a retarded bear market and you faggots keep huffing each other's farts.

Seriously is there anyone else who will talk about this shit without being a stupid ass bear?

lol everything just dumped at exactly the same time?? What was the spooky headline? I hate this back and forth bullshit

Who else is ready for the entire fucking market to freak out about NFLX earnings after hours? Bet we'll see literally everything dump in unison because, of course, a fucking streaming service is indicative of the entire US economy. They really had to pump it 9% all week huh? Bunch of asswipes

Yo seriously what the absolute fuck has been happening with semiconductors?? Looking at how they've been trading you would think that tech is unironically dead, when in reality the companies are making shit tons of money because literally everything uses semiconductors and will only need more going forward. I'm so tired of seeing the entire sector shed like 5% of its value every week just because a bunch of tiny hat faggots want to fud it to death

I went out to eat with my gf the other night and our waitress was shit - didn't get us drinks for ten minutes, took another five minutes to take our order, gave us each other's dish when the food finally came out, let our drinks get too low more than once, and took forever to come give us the check. At the end, my gf insisted that we still trip at least 20% because "service industry workers live off of tips!"

When the fuck did it become my responsibility to subsidize a business that would otherwise fail if it didn't use customers as payroll? And when did it become the norm to expect friends and family to adhere to this? Millennials and Gen Z are absolutely brainrotted if they think the solution to wagie life is enabling shitty business owners. Why in the world should I give an extra 1/5 the price of the meal to a person who agreed to work a shitty job for shitty money when they can't even keep my water cup topped up? And without fail, the owners of these places always have nice new cars and live in nice houses, while somehow getting off the hook for paying their employees dirt wages.

My portfolio is basically TSLA, TSM, TQQQ, NAIL and SOXL. Am I going to get absolutely buttfucked through all of this hedge fund nonsense or am I going to be fine if I just hold forever? At this point it feels like it's way too late to get in on any meme pumps so I might as well not get too risky, right?

I'm down $800 because of this shit, what do I do to make it back? I want a good entry point on TQQQ or FNGU but right now feels like a bad time. UPS also seems solid but I have a feelings that good earnings are already priced in

>>23042019
>US president is still in the hospital with a novel virus that kills people like him
>congress is fucking around with stimulus, Senate won't vote on anything until at least the 8th
>looming second lockdowns
hmmmmmm gee I wonder what could be wrong in the world

How long are people holding WKHS? Should I sell while I'm up 210% and put the money somewhere else or should I wait for the contract announcement?

Are there any worthwhile majors besides STEM and Medical Field?

At the moment I'm working a wagecuck job, and thought about going to college getting an actual degree, but I have to be honest with myself I'm not very bright, or have insane business idea that will bring me mad cash, so I'd probably fail STEM and Medicine as well

What kind of majors are worth it /biz/?