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bros apparently the SPY etf will end if 11 people around the world are killed. i'm not fucking kidding this is some occult shit. the souls of these babies were sacrificed to create the legal document that created the SPY

The SPY prospectus says:

>The Trust has a specified lifetime term. The Trust is scheduled to terminate on the first to occur of (a) January 22, 2118 or (b) the date 20 years after the death of the last survivor of eleven persons named in the Trust Agreement, the oldest of whom was born in 1990 and the youngest of whom was born in 1993. Upon termination, the Trust may be liquidated and pro rata Units of the assets of the Trust, net of certain fees and expenses, distributed to holders of Units.