/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'm not going to work tommorow.

>>56102259
Can I be the man in B?

>Do stretching exercises for a year
>Suck own dick religiously
>Make bank
>Bet it all on degenerate calls and puts
>Lose everything
>Overdose on Adderall

I either die or wake up with a magnum dong.

Just lost $14k on sports betting. Half of that isn't even my money.

All in on TFLO

Seethe

>>51552927
Here I am

GME nigger cultists got mad and reported me for disagreeing with their delusional short squeeze idea coming up which they missed years ago

Captcha: YWNBAW

Should I trade my DOT for XML? I x2 with DOT but I don't know anything about and XML looks sexy right now.

>>22967942
Renting them out to me

Where are my SPIchads at? What were your gains today? Closed at over $1000 profit. Bagholders need not respond.

3FZu

Last chance to get GME under $10

New
>>22394263
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>>22341558
>My wife started having an affair with an unemployed post-malone clone who lives with his mom and has priors for drug distribution
lmao what the heck. Well, at least the only silver he has is probably his sterling necklace his parents bought for him at the mall 10 years ago. 20 grams at most.

Look into some miners too. Lots of good info gets posted here on them. Current favorites seem to be Bayhorse Silver, Aurcana, people seem to like Impact Silver and Discovery Metals.

Good luck fren I hope you can buy your wife back as a slave for a few grams of silver when the economy goes tits up.

>buy crypto instead of PM's
>walk into grocery store and shop for an organic beef as poorfags outside protest
>approach checkout
>emaciated woman rings up my item and gives me my total
>"that will be $289,638 and 71 cents s-sir"
>never takes her eyes off my 6oz organic beef burger patty I plan to grill later
>seems like she might have been pretty before the collapse
>"sure thing babe"
>pull out my chainlink wallet
>"heres 1/100th link, keep the change sweet tits. Just need the stores address"
>she looks confused
>says they dont take whatever that is, they only accept Fed Coin, USD since there is still a few months left to turn them in for Fed Coin, or Gold and Silver
>try to argue with her
>security comes and takes my beef away and kicks me out of the store
>walk back in and demand to see the manager
>start yelling at the woman and the manager who calls security again
>"Excuse me, what is going on here?"
>everyone stops, I turn around to see what silenced them
>see a 6'2" gentlemen in a suit with a cart full of whiskey and steak packages driven by multiple young virgin women
>"y-your eminence! this man here tried to buy his burger patty with something called..link I think? he is causing a scene..im so sorry"
>the man in the suit chuckles as he looks at me
>"Here you go fren"
>tosses me a small weird looking dime, seems old
>everyone in the rooms is wide eyed, manager looks at me
>"shall I ring up your 6oz burger patty, our dear customer" he bows his head as the woman goes to the register
>"Not so fast" speaks the well dressed man in the suit
>I turn to him confused
>"He needs to earn that Mercury Dime" he says with a twisted grin
>the girls to his side giggle to each other

First for FUCK PAPER

3k fiat 130k crypto

420 is mere hours away

>yfw you shit up an Indian scam thread and they lose focus and go on the India defensive.

Charmed

>>20721989
*$10.2k, please try to keep up

Who went /long/ weeks ago and feeling comfy even during a slight decline?

MRVL

/SMG/ can (and should) suck my $42.3k net worth dick

HEY BOBO ARE YOU OKAY? YOU OKAY BOBO?