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>>49978225
That's fucking funny because I also had a similar experience with this asshole. I saw Sergey at a Second hand store Moscow yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, Cyka blyet, mudila?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like eleven Flannel shirts and two additional flannel shirts in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter although he managed to unnoticeably stuff few flannel shirts in his pants.

When she took one of the flannel shirts and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and angrily told her that he was horny and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think Chainlinks oracles are working anyway. After she scanned each flannel shirt and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly and asking if it's possible to pay in the "new disruptive technology called Link".

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ayo nigga i aint tryna to fud but I got beef n shiet wit Chainlink. bruh Chainlink been on dat Ropsten for months n erryone finna expectin deez potential partners 2 test on dat test net. Sergey and his niggas even told yall to keep an eye on dat Ropsten to see dem customerz usin the network. Nigga it finna been 31 welfare payments n the only transactions on Ropsten been deadass average peeps takin the hunnit Ropsten link from tha faucet shiet. They aint no requests fo data. shiet, as a matter of fact homie some nigga aksed Thomas why and then Thomas got scurred n made a fake ass run to show it works. Homeslice, I see Tommy's request nigga but it be da only muthafuckin one.

Why aint no niggas testing on Ropsten? Where all these niggas at dat post to be creaming they underwear at the potenshul of Chainlink huh? Deadass tha lack of sergey n his niggas talkin, no updates and no fukkin worldstar presence, increasing competition from mobius niggas all red flags up in this bitch.

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>>27619373
mmmmmmm this is some old pasta..... i threw it in the microwave and it's just as fresh.... delectable...

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Ey ey Captain

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Hi everyone, retard here. Anyone know what the chainlink price would be if it were no. 3 on CMC?

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not selling till 4.8, right guys? and even then, drns?

LOOOL

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think they're touching 20
they don't realize its a dead cat bounce before fear and capitulation

see you all eow.

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>>21957753
this is clown world dude what do you expect. just shut the fuck up and lurk

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does this mean.. market makers will dump on our euphoria and firm expectation?

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so I'm confused. If Chainlink is supposed to be the bedrock of the 4th industrial revolution, the equivalent of https; something so FUNDAMENTALLY important globally that it might end up a public good - if this is the case, why does literally everyone here treat it like just another shitcoin & talk like they plan to sell "the top" of the upcoming mania? surely if link comes anywhere close to succeeding as intended, it's value will be a reflection of actual usage and utility, rather than a vacuous speculative bubble, and therefore there won't be subject to the same boom & bust cycle?
and if you add in staking, it begs the question, why I'm earth would you think about selling the majority of your stack at all? sell it for what, to put it in "safer" or "better" assests?
am I missing something here guys?

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>>20069413

>The year is 2025.

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock. I gave .00000001 link to each of the women as a tip. Three women helped me into the shower, all while caressing me and drooling at my link wallet. They also came instantly after seeing my balance.

I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my link) and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim, I arrived at the gym. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my link wallet. I came, and transferred .00000000001 link to each of the women.

After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice. My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home. I left her in the car, transferred .000000001 link to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside

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See you back at 4.66 faggots
Your $5.00 mission has failed miserably

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welcome to /biz/

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i see we missed another dose of the SSRIs today, huh?!

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saying that was the top and we were heading back to 3.80

did you listen?

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sell now or cry tomorrow when we dip to 3.80 again

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keep posting memes when you should be watching your shitcoin get slaughtered on its BTC pairing.

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i sold everything i can't believe sirgay has done this

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>>16977220
Someone pls translate into brainlet

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someone pls explain for a brainlet

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>>14345571
Ay ay capthain

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