/biz/ - Business & Finance

One of my friends just found nearly half a million usd worth of chainlink and several thousand of shitcoins he had left over from years back.

He nearly lost his mental shit during the big crash but is actually pretty fucking numb to finding enough to retire in a shithole country with triple blowjobs from local hookers if he wanted to.

He feels like he didn't earn the money because the trades and coins he actually paid attention to over the years just resulted in the big fucking crash for him or gay retarded shit like hodling bitcoin. He feels spiritually hollow now.

How can I cheer the lad up? I heavily suggested creating an amateur porn business with me, where we could get fetish models and amateur girls to give us head with beautiful camera angles around us. Similar to the business model of Marks Head Bobbers and Hand Jobbers but with our substantially tinier dicks instead. Then as we grow more in prominence in the industry we could fuck the bigger stars (I want Remy Lacroix's buttocks on my nose SO fucking bad) and he wants Maddy O'Reilly to snort his cum.

We don't even have to necessarily make a profit, just enough money so we have more comfort living off staking stable/shit coins and boomer stonks while we get double blowjobs n shit. But now he wants to do gay shit like take care of his mom instead. How do I fix this guys? Also he's Jewish.

>>16688398
Here ya go buddy

just checking in, swing linker here
had all my buy orders at 13.4k filled just now and all in link again.
was lovely until here, earned many, many stinkies. for what it's worth we can take off now. I'm done swinging with my dick out, got 40k stinkers now. I'll focus on other things now until the end of the year at least. Here, have a pre-sibos meme. Heil Sergey

>>13754978
Chainlink got invited to the SIBOS conference, so we shilled the fuck outta it after buying in the Etherdelta meatgrinder, dumped it and never looked back, but our memes were so dank that it took over /biz/ like the fucking plague, and now I wince every time I see a blue-on-white flannel

Every day I am only using 2$ for food, the rest of my little meager salary is used to buy chainlink every single month. I have been doing it since sibos now and with that I have been eating only oatmeal and 100 gram chicken for almost 4 months now.I wake up I eat oatmeal, in the afternoon I eat oatmeal, and in the night I eat oatmeal + 100 gram chicken.
I am so fucking hungry
At least I'll be rich one day

>>11738495
oh it's dumping alright.. dumping upwards!

ok I am a full retard. Can I get some reading on starting a node? How many link do i need to start a node. I used to have fuckin 15k back before the crash now im at a fucking embarrassing 4k.... I Am a poor fag that money gets tight during the winter and cashed out during the crash and lived off my gains. I love the project and i try to buy as many as i can but the price is not .18 anymore... fml any links or info will help.

>>11673646

Ejaculate until my balls shrivel into raisins as my crypto portfolio Flys straight to Neptune of course

How many times do we have to tell them before they listen to us?

>>10863066
>>10864066

Op. Check these and buy 100k

Link has been following btc lately. Btc moons then Link, then btc, then Link. Get in before they announce something Major.

Buy chanlink !

Why haven't you loaded up on the next ethereum?

Why does /biz shill link so hard?
I looked into it and it appears like so many other ETH ICO scams.

So go ahead, shill me on Link.

Some Questions:
How will the project go on once ETH goes to $5?

Why is their marketing so terrible, how will they compete with terrible marketing?

We all hate marketing, but look at Apple vs MSFT. One produces absolute garbage and markets well, the other produces something that is useful and has terrible marketing. Which one is worth more?

>>10256867
Hell yes

>>9829576
so did main net ever happen? what happed with swift? I have been ignoring everything for a while to gain back my sanity.