/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54152217
Didn't Keanu decide not to have kids because his wife had a still birth and then she died in a car accident shortly after? Yeah, that's certainly fuckin hysterical...

>>49889859
Probbly just makes your oven smell like shit.

>>29717263
In a collapsed, Venezuela style, economy it would take a few ounces. Essentially in a collapse if you have food and a roof over your head then you're in the top 1%. Be forewarned, in that situation she'll probably just kill you and try to steal your shit. That or rob you. If she's too kind for either of those, she'll leave you the minute the economy goes back to semi-normal and she doesn't need one of us autists for a meal ticket and a warm bed.

>>29551614
I'm all-in on tech.

>>29490562
Tried to buy one last night but I didn't have enough after blowing my load on platinum that morning when I had checked FM but they were out of stock

>>29353844
Dude....

>>29249064
>>29248991
you failed.

>>27771856
I just hope that that paper handed faggots won't start immediately dumping if it hits .05 / .055. Woke up today right before Elon's tweets, it was already mooning on it's own. In the 5 minutes it took me to get out of bed, get dressed and have a drink of water he tweeted and it dropped like a rock. Attention is good, but at the same time it just creates massive dumps by the influx of giganormies

>>26847823
>>26857552
>>26846273
So Citadel, a hedge fund company that pretty much owns Robinhood, opens up a very large short position before Robinhood announces they are going to stop users from buying GME, AMC, and NOK and make a shit ton of money. How is this not super illegal???

>>24842374
I just want my family to be taken care of since I feel like a waste.

>>24764756
Me too, OP.

>>24466576

>tfw didn't qualify for coronabux or unemployment

It's a special kind of torture seeing everyone getting new iphones and shit or tossing it in their RH account and going full yolo fly or die investing, meanwhile I'm here just living off my gains and have to get a small bit of it away every month for bills.

>>23910204
>start investing at late stage of bull run
>surprised when gains are small

>>23196247

>28% corp
>52% income and payroll
>39.6% small biz
>43.4% capital gain and divvies

What's the point of trying to succeed in america anymore? I might as well just turn into a gibsmedat leech and do the bare minimum while being given everything.

>>23176716
>arguing in bad faith
sasuga
Anons should do their own research, I encourage it. But I don't think it's very healthy to call everybody who disagrees with your views some member of a foreign organization, just to discredit their opinion. I've seen a bunch of you guys calling other posters samefags and JIDF agents in these threads. It's much like the leftists who call others Russian bots/trolls just because they disagree.

Where are we going tomorrow lads?

>>17077945
MY YANG PUTS NO

I'm a bull but seriously.
This is a double top right now.
Are you all just acting like this is a good sign? Do you want to bait retards into buying?
I don't say this can turn into a higher high and possibly actually turn into a good sign, but as long as this doesn't move further up it's a double top and therefore a bad sign. I'm ready to sell my long position.

Is there even a point to invest in any kind of coin now?
Bitcoin is obviously king, and all other decent alternatives are rising fast. Are there any other cryptos that hold hope for a profitable future?