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>>26409116
HQ of original

jelly?

/Biz/ had way more soul in 2017

>The patient talks about going to the moon with Lamborghini cars and says a skeleton made from money is helping him
>He also keeps mentioning two names; Wojak a Polish name and Pajeet, and Indian name. We think those are his imaginary friends
>The patient is also obsessed about whales and apparently wants to become one some day.
>day 3
>Patient has successfully been put into a deep hypnotic state
>Patient repeatedly uttered the names sergey and snimen
>Patient became increasingly irritated upon being asked if they were more of his imaginary friends
>Claimed that they were gods, and that a spirit named kek, in the form of a frog, appears to him
>Patient then repeatedly whispered "77777..." and began to violently convulse
>Upon waking patient up, his only words were "link $1000 eoy"
>Diagnosis: inconclusive; possible signs of schizophrenia due to social isolation; patient shows similarity with cult followers
> First sign of progress perhaps.
> Subject is fond of lesson of positive thinking, especially collective positive thinking.
> Other patients talk about something called link
> we observe repetitive behavioral patterns, mostly obsessive shouting of digits and stories about Russian philosopher unbeknownst to me and colleagues. They refuse to talk about the mysterious Russian.
> 1k EOY pattern is becoming more prevalent
> Some subjects are defecating in the hallway, calling it "FUD on purpose" others shout Indian slurs at them.
> We need to increase medication doses
>Patient does well during lunch hour - really likes the chicken tenders (or as he calls them, tendies)
>Patient does not do well with socializing after lunch, says "Fuck normies" and goes to his own table
>Progress is being seen every day but one mention of the future causes spasms and mutterings of "Singularity is upon us" which results in manic episodes
>Night time routine is non-existent. Patient simply wears headphones and falls asleep in chair every night

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>>20286511
Chained and linkpilled

>>17191870
And here's the post version since it rarely get's posted.

The memes were right all along. How did /biz/ know?

no sirs sell it all ty its obviously scam like req ok

>Implementation
The excellent cryptography library kyber (which is a project of the academic EPFL DEDIS group, and to the best of my knowledge has no connection to the Kyber Network[36]) already has an implementation of the threshold signature scheme I've described above. We've written a wrapper of btcd's secp256k1 arithmetic which is compatible with the kyber Group abstraction, a modification to kyber's threshold-signature construction, and also a smart contract which implements verification in the above signature scheme, along with an end-to-end test of the two systems. Once we've audited this implementation, we plan to set up a peer-to-peer network between oracles, through which they can negotiate and construct threshold signatures attesting to real-world data.

We expect this will be a major advance for the integrity of smart contracts' connections to the real world, because it enables cheap on-chain verification of essentially arbitrary off-chain interactions between participating oracles. If you're interested in this kind of thing, we're hiring.

>>12451781

The best part?

its STILL not being talked about on LE REDDIT

we are going to make it lads

here we go frens

>>11503199
checked

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