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>initial (and only investment): 400
>ath: 25k
>now: 0

i fud crypto now

>learn about crypto in summer of 2017
>buy 200 bnb for 1.20$ each late august
>watch it dump sub 1$ in september
>think its over
>buy walton
>swing trade
>it randomly starts pumping right when i sold
>fuck im fucking retarded
>put whats left in $wabi and fuck off for a few months
>come back in january, bags mooned
>somehow make a succession of good trades, make, flip my initial 0.1 btc to almost 2
>holy shit im a fucking trading genius this is forever
>tell all my friends about it at 18k
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im financially ruined

>>12235648
>450
>13.5k
>0
>21

how do i make money?
>21
>disabled
>sub 100 iq
>never worked a day in my life
>poor as fuck so can't invest
any tips?
something other than prostitution please i would rather kill myself

i hope you all make it
please don't be like me
i love you all