/biz/ - Business & Finance

>mentions something in a meme tweet
>people immediately rush out and buy into a pump and dump meme coin

Who the fuck are these literal NPCs and what exactly are their thought processes? This shit is even worse than mcafee in 2017

>sell wall used to be .08
>now it's .04 despite having even more buyers including billionaires

>>27386389

S3's updated figure is now 53.15%

I don't know how they slipped out of the noose but if they can sneak that much of the short in a few days it ogre I'm cashing out at the next spike

>>24601778
Well if you think hard enough your brain will expand allowing you to float, but if you fail to think hard enough you're left only with the option to swim.

>>15469938
This

>good friend tells me to buy bitcoin in 2015
>get lazy and forget about it
>tells me again in 2017
>get lazy and forget about it
>2019
>haven't spoken to him in almost a year
>buy bitcoin
>have only lost money

>>14438623
Literally quit my job right before I found out about Chainlink. Haven't had one for two years now. I could have put nearly two years worth of checks into this fucking coin when it was fluctuating between .20 and .60 cents.

Instead I have a 2k "suicide stack". More like commit suicide stack

>>11067545
>do nofap for 2 months
>horny as fuck, dick is sensitive as fuck, dont want but NEED release
>stick benis in pusy, no condom no pulling out
>sail on euphoria for hours on end
I hate every cuck virgin incel that tried to tell me that sex was overrated. There's nothing like the pressure or the friction or the climax

Maybe it's not a scam, or ahead of it's time.

Maybe we were just wrong about how much it was worth. Maybe companies just don't care about decentralized smart contracts.

>VEN just solved the oracle problem
I feel like killing myself link marines, its over for us

>>8902513
>25 minute commute
>Detroit
It's like youre crying for a way out if those are seen as positive to you

>Your 10k linkies will probably retire you in a few years regardless if bitcoin is $50,000 or $50.
Even the most bullish of threads offers no hope for us linklets

>>5086288
>liquidation

>tfw bought at 11.6
am i gonna make it bros

>>3629644
It was down 2% before earnings and its still less than it was a week ago

>>3410971

I'm probably going to get fucked by XIV again tomorrow