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Experience has shown that the only true future-proof currency is the Twinkie. The demand for this non-perishable snackfood item is already sky-high, whipped into a frenzy from recent worries about a reduced supply.

In the future, when President-for-Life Jaden Smith is selling our children's organs to zoos for meat, the twinkie will be the de facto currency of the great western wastelands.

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