/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56636720
Yea squishi place, and use your Monero on the darknet to be a true businessman buying and selling product. not this brand bullshit lmao the fuck. Anywho, it’s this fucking simple anon

>>56571073
Never selling my monero stack. You understand me? Go ahead and sell your monero, get the fuck out.

Is it over for us Monero bros?

Part 1/2
>be me
>friend (let’s call him Steve) works at the local elementary school as a janitor
>school isn’t allowed to have candy
>steve comes comes to me with brilliant idea
>apparently there’s kids at the elementary school who sell candy and have a whole underground operation and a kid recently got busted with close to $250 bucks in cash
>Steve proposes idea to smuggle in candy and undercut the competition
>was gonna say no, then thought about it
>what would /biz/ do?
>”ok, but no matter what, we chase our losses”
>we buy bulk candy at discount prices that’s about to go expired
>Steve smuggles in candy with garbage bag every morning before school starts
>he has a Janitor closet full
>he recruits a kid he can trust to become the fall guy if word gets out to teachers
>eventually news spreads
>Steve passes the candy in ziplock bags to kid and kid distributes
>the first week we brought in close to $100 cash
>of course the teachers find out because kids can’t keep their mouths shut and the fall guy took the hit
>we decide to expand
>move our operation near the park because it’s in between the middle and elementary school
>same kid (let’s call him Chad) is our distributor
>first week we make close to $200
>kids start complaining about quality
>to keep costs down I can’t buy new because too much
>long story short I find a Mexican man at the flea market
>he gets me cheaper candy from family closer to border
>get new supply weekly
>expand operation
>recruit Chad’s friend and a couple middle schoolers from neighboring city school
>within the first few months we’re taking in close to $1200 total from all 3 schools
>pocket change
>we have a group meeting- Steve, me, Chad, and Derrick (middle school kid) at the park
>we brainstorm ideas on how to maximize profits even more
>Darrick proposes we carefully dissect the candy and bake in weed
>fucking classic
>how did I not think of that?
>I source some shitty weed from said Mexican guy

Part 1/2
>be me
>friend (let’s call him Steve) works at the local elementary school as a janitor
>school isn’t allowed to have candy
>steve comes comes to me with brilliant idea
>apparently there’s kids at the elementary school who sell candy and have a whole underground operation and a kid recently got busted with close to $250 bucks in cash
>Steve proposes idea to smuggle in candy and undercut the competition
>was gonna say no, then thought about it
>what would /biz/ do?
>”ok, but no matter what, we chase our losses”
>we buy bulk candy at discount prices that’s about to go expired
>Steve smuggles in candy with garbage bag every morning before school starts
>he has a Janitor closet full
>he recruits a kid he can trust to become the fall guy if word gets out to teachers
>eventually news spreads
>Steve passes the candy in ziplock bags to kid and kid distributes
>the first week we brought in close to $100 cash
>of course the teachers find out because kids can’t keep their mouths shut and the fall guy took the hit
>we decide to expand
>move our operation near the park because it’s in between the middle and elementary school
>same kid (let’s call him Chad) is our distributor
>first week we make close to $200
>kids start complaining about quality
>to keep costs down I can’t buy new because too much
>long story short I find a Mexican man at the flea market
>he gets me cheaper candy from family closer to border
>get new supply weekly
>expand operation
>recruit Chad’s friend and a couple middle schoolers from neighboring city school
>within the first few months we’re taking in close to $1200 total from all 3 schools
>pocket change
>we have a group meeting- Steve, me, Chad, and Derrick (middle school kid) at the park
>we brainstorm ideas on how to maximize profits even more
>Darrick proposes we carefully dissect the candy and bake in weed
>fucking classic
>how did I not think of that?
>I source some shitty weed from said Mexican guy

What am I in for?