/biz/ - Business & Finance

I propose toast to INTC! the company that can't into 7mn technology. May we watch with many keks seeing them fail another 3 years.

Thanks for the discount at pre-market, panic sellers.

>>19550633
click unlock.

>>18978620
>>18978643
>old news that we already went through and bought the dip
>dividend argument refuted a thousand times and in general being a retarded investor
Why can't we just be friends at this point? No one here is selling no matter what you say, and we are all perfectly informed to the point where you can only repeat refuted points now. The real question at this point is are you being legitimately paid, or do you just have puts and are praying we are wrong? Either way it isn't too late to join our club, you too can make profits by typing FRO or DHT and other similar stocks in your ticker and pressing buy on Monday. We won't hold grudges.

>>18978628
Honestly, I am more concerned with my aesthetics than companies almost so I am being very careful with it. Thank you friend, and I hope maybe you can pretty things up for yourself once divvies roll in.

>>18978677
Checked and keked again.

>>18573448
I AM OUT OF MONEY, I CAN'T BUY ANY MORE AFTER I THREW IT ALL INTO OIL. Stuck with my measly shares at a fifth of my portfolio. Least it is doing very well.

>>18573649
ALL IN. I AM READY FOR THE BAILOUT.
Upset I didn't buy in March. But this is the biggest buy signal you can give, how much lower can you go than negative?

>>18573665
So fucking true.

>>18503650
GE and Macy's because I am a poorfag and can't afford bigger ones. On the brightside, they may print big time if we get a monumental red day because of how it cost like 40 bucks to take a stab at GE printing 10 dollars a cent for me if it meets my strike tomorrow. Which it can.


Also, if I make good profit tomorrow if it is a huge dump, gonna actually fill the rest of my JC Penny quota from 250 to 1200. I think it might actually be possible for it to be bought, if it is tomorrow I won't miss out and if not and day is red then I will be ready.

>>18055252
So we are just going to ignore the fact the WHO promoted and spread Chinese propaganda and act like no one bought it, because lets be real everyone was flushed with cash and could afford the economy just taking a break for 2-4 weeks and tanking for a highly infectious disease with an incredibly low mortality rate with the average age of people dying being +60 years old....

This is all sarcasm in case you are too stupid to read into that for taking the pandemonium too seriously. Face it, even if we don't go back to work Asia is and at some point people will want to bring to the table then they do grandma or grandpa so get fucked kid.

>>17789730
>The bottom
Lol
>Betting on V recoveries instead of trends
Kek
>Feeling anything but numbness
HAHA

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>>16903392