/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15223831
you ever heard of trading bots? think of a machine, except it's digital and lives inside your computer. they use these machines to automate the process of selling to not push the price down too much.

>Be born Russian
>Get a philosophy degree
>Do a few failed projects
>Issue an illegal ICO at the peak of a massive bubble
>Get fat as fuck
>Wear the same shit every day
>Be extremely vague
>Make up some fake partnerships
>Control 65% of the supply
>Gain a rabid following by feeding them false 'breadcrumbs'
>Spread a meme to never sell so your price doesn't immediately tank
>Begin dumping large amounts on the idiots who hold your project
>Keep stringing them along and selling until you're a billionaire
>Retire to the Cayman Islands

>>15219758
i didn't make the original, but just to please you, i made one with the tether pair. you're welcome faggot.