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When will we rise up and fucking kill this FAT FUCK for his multiple betrayals??
BTC/ETH is going up again and this fucking piece of shit starts dumping again.
I FUCKING HAD IT

>>51611189
no
sergey's waistline will

>"what do you like to do for fun, anon?"
>"uhh I like to browse what's called an image board for gamblers so I can post photoshopped images of a russian cryptocurrency founder that makes him look really fat because he's fat"
>"..."
How can I profit from having more interactions like this?

>>28666225
I always knew this one was special

FATOSHI BETRAY

>>26027363
There's a lot of anons that don't understand what the significance of 216 is to chainlink. It's really quite simple:

$2.16 EOY

it's over, isn't it?

GIVE SERGEY YOUR ENERGY

>>25653740
>>He walks into your room, belt buckle undone with mcdonalds grease glistening his hairy chest
>>He loosely flings off his daily steve jobs plaid shirt
>>You brace yourself uncomfortable, the binds keeping you shackled spread eagled on the floor

"yes master, nulinkers deserve death."

He smiles.

He slowly walks over to you.

"And what do you say to the deceivers?"

"You'll never buy sub one dollar again! Nice try, didn't read, not selling!"

He assumes the position now, a chair on top of your bare naked chest. He grunts and let out a massive fart.

"That's right... I've been holding it in after doing the same presentation, it's nice and hot and stinky..." He trails off, a distant look in his eyes as he glances and looks at all the chainlink posters in the room.

He grunts and out comes, a fat nasty shit on your chest.

"Another 700k, dumped."

"Thank you master, partnership confirmed."

He inhales deeply then takes out a Cuban cigar. Lighting first a $100 bill then using it light the cigar. You can smell the ashy scent lingering in the room as the smoke drifts up.

"Th-they said... $32 million dollars isn't worth my Oracle solution."

Ecstasy over-flowing your body, you prepare yourself for the joy.

"Just imagine all the data being sanitized by reputation, like Uber. No sybil attacks, all ERC20 based."

He lets out another fart and grunts again.

"Another 700k!"

You shout ecstatically, "build that oracle solution, buy that towncrier! hire more devs!"
"I've give you something to cry about" He replies. Once more he grunts again and shits a violent flow of diarrhea, this time getting on your chin and lip.

"Who needs toliets?" He questions a shadowy figure in the corner.

"One of my Pajeet devs" He says smiling.

"I'll shill for you Master!" As you cry out, the sloppy heap of shit covering your body as it slides down.

"1k EOY is FUD!"

"No... I will give you the fud." He grunts again and proceeds to let out a gassy fart.

>>25340159

It's true, i saw him at the local mcdonalds demanding they accept his link as payment for the 3 big macs he ordered.
When confronted by the manager who said they need "real money" sergey grabbed the tray with the big macs on it and locked himself in one of the female restroom's stalls.
The manager and female cashier banged frantically on the door, tell him if he ate them the authorities would be called.
I got on my phone just in time the catch him live streaming eating the last one, wrapper and all.
30 minutes later the cops arrived and dragged him off after he yelled about how fiat was meaningless now that he solved the oracle problem and that he already sent them link for the burgers.

>>25202085
Fuck off to a Pees n Qs thread then child
>>25202100
>>25202123
>>25202141
derail shills detected.
We only like getting scammed by a far Russian man who runs his company from the Cayman islands no one else, savvy?

>>25198804

>He walks into your room, belt buckle undone with mcdonalds grease glistening his hairy chest
>>He loosely flings off his daily steve jobs plaid shirt
>>You brace yourself uncomfortable, the binds keeping you shackled spread eagled on the floor

"yes master, nulinkers deserve death."

He smiles.

He slowly walks over to you.

"And what do you say to the deceivers?"

"You'll never buy sub one dollar again! Nice try, didn't read, not selling!"

He assumes the position now, a chair on top of your bare naked chest. He grunts and let out a massive fart.

"That's right... I've been holding it in after doing the same presentation, it's nice and hot and stinky..." He trails off, a distant look in his eyes as he glances and looks at all the chainlink posters in the room.

He grunts and out comes, a fat nasty shit on your chest.

"Another 700k, dumped."

"Thank you master, partnership confirmed."

>>25180205
pretty easy to crop him out of this one

>>24342410
I imagine the fat memes had to have hit the hardest for the poor bastard.

>>22947127
sn=sn

>>21807406
Probably cuz OP doesn't give a fuck. He's not saying, "H-Here's my body guys. I've been working out for 1 week. A-Am I gonna make it??". Nah, he's saying he's fucking fat and he holds fucking LINK. From what I can see, he has no intention of changing either of these things. He's his own man. If you can't respect that, then you don't belong here.

>>21788863
Chainlink generates cash flow from my wallet to Sergey's belly. Once Sergey grows too fat to live, his lard can be harvested and used to produce energy. I think you need to re-read the whitepaper.