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Imagine being so FUCKING DUMB that you LONG anything during a GLOBAL crisis. Imagine being such a BRAINLET that have somehow MISSED the memo saying we'll all DIE.

1. There's NO vaccine for this shit
2. If you SURVIVE the first wave, you can DIE in the second wave (coronavirus will become as common as the flu although much deadlier)
3. Everyone
>SOROS
>TRUMP
>GATES
>CHINA MEN
>GOAT FUCKERS
>WARLORDS
is going to fall victim to the corona chan and there is literally NO ONE left to buy your STONKS or BEETCORN.

>>17449997
The markets are rational bro. You can't beat the market bro. At least not for many years straight bro. Heard all this from my piss poor econ101 professor bro.

>>17363324
Imagine spending your crypto fortune on a White waifu (she probably has an outie, too). Top kek.

>>17350547
Same, man. He's probably bald by now.

>>17350199
Mex'd.

>>17349570
Yes. Our content gets worse each year.

>>17349581
Low-quality posts about cryptocurrencies.

>>17349655
Good point. I tend to forget this dumpster board when the markets aren't volatile. I guess we're all the same (most of us).

>>17350691
Yes. Our "community", anon. We.