/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58008237
Tomorrow is a market-wide dead cat, Monday is a bloodbath and we basically go down until August.

>>56796984
$40K in December.
$60K after ETF approval in early January, than a crash down to $33K in March.

>>54424277
The fact that the words metaverse and nft make normies cringe harder than when they hear bitcoin is the ultimate bottom signal. I'm all in metaverse and my future will be glorious.
>Wake up at 11AM, naked, next to three 18 year old women, also naked
>have sex with all ten of them as another five cook and feed you breakfast
>eat bacon strips off their areolas
>make them wrestle each other, winner gets to drive with you
>drive huracan with winning whore to downtown to flex on plebs
>still naked, never ever wear clothes, ever
>this technically breaks local laws under indecent exposure but you're homies with the elite since you let them rent your plots of land in the metaverse so they let it slide
>Have lunch at the most expensive exclusive restaurant in the city, still naked
>Kegelflex at the qt waitress as you give her your order
>Get on private charter to Elon musk's latest live event because he got outbid by someone who made it off dog coins on your metaverse plot
>Fine dining and mog Elon at the same time as he tweets his frustration of not buying into metaverse projects early enough
>Have sex while watching Margin Call on the flight back to your villa
Buy into metaverse projects now if you want to make it. Screencap this.

Jap market opens in 40 mins. Will it be owari da?

>>52836948
>tokens on the Ethereum network are securities and offer no real utility at all

This, but not ironically. ETH is a complete shitcoin now that it's not PoW and also 100% an illegal security.