/biz/ - Business & Finance

I’m buying oil every fucking chance I get. XOM, RDS, BP, you name it I’m sinking my greedy fucking gob into it every, fucking, week. I’m not missing a chance like this, low prices all across the fucking board. And the best part? I don’t even know what a fucking “put call” or “option” and all that shit. I have a very rudimentary understanding of the stock market, but it do not matter. Line go down, time buy. Line go up, time sell. And that’s the bottom line (pun intended) cause STONE COLD SAID SO!
>mfw thinking of my profits in a few years