/biz/ - Business & Finance

why is it so hard to get a thin white gf whos not a slut?

KHC, PG, or 3M? I think PG is overleveraged with debt, KHC is meh, 3m seems safe

The true redpill is to get a job where you act like a NEET, just not at your house

so you still have to dress/look decent, but once you get to work, you do 1 hour of "work" and then shitpost on /biz/ the rest of the 7 hours and go home

My routine
>go to work at 8am
>read the morning news, check social media, check stock markets
>9am
>make my breakfast and coffee in the breakroom
>10am
>do my actual work
>11am
>shitpost
>12pm
>lunch
>1pm
>answer phone calls/emails
>2-5pm
>shitpost

Question: If my gf wasnt a virgin when we met, does that make me a cuck?

poor struggling college fag here. is it too late to get into stocks?

>he STILL thinks FAANG is not overinflated

Ive told you guys for weeks, get the fuck out

Guysss I'm looking for a dank index fund to buy that gives divies... Im thinking either VIG or SPHD. Any others? Preferably ones that own MSFT and ATT or VZ, along with coca cola/pepsi and PG and oil companies

>>11286060
>REITs

Dont do this. be prepared to sell that shit in a milisecond the second the market goes south, expect 75%+ drops with how the current market looks, shits ganna get nasty. stick to Defense stocks or Coca cola or WM or some shit

My dad is gonna be pissed, I took out a $200 dollar loan under his name to buy RAD and it broke the floor and made me lose the money. Save me /biz/. Save me from the nothing I've become.

>I need a new car, my Ford is fallnig apart
>(me) oh you should get one of the newer camrys or civics, they'll run forever. plus youll save so much on gas
>No, I need an SUV, even though I dont do sports, am living paycheck to paycheck, and am a single mother with only one child. I dont care about gas even though I only put $5 of gas at costco in every time I fill up but it helps my feel like im saving money

>mfw trying to help NPCs

>>11022903
Also, ouch that cant be good because I might be able to relate.

>>10966817
Heh, is that all you've got? That's cool, I can just play some fortnite until then or something

whats a good Dividend stock thats safe and I can hold for 30 years?

>>10876954
Feeling like a good market day today

>tfw fat gf

should I open a savings account or just buy gold and silver?

if it goes below 5800 im kms

>>10708521
wtf? this is some deep shit. BIG if true

10000
.15 cents
REQT

>>10243239
If I hit 5 million I'd move back home to the midwest and live off CD income if I had to. Rather be comfy and watch the world burn on television while sitting on the sidelines and nitpicking everything.

this board is dead
crypto is dead
my soul is dead from the loss of money

everything is dead

I can't even talk to my bros on /biz/ because you've all been JUSTed, suicided, moved on to other things etc. And then theres the occasional Chad that's shitposting from his yacht in the bahamas because he sold in January

Whats the point anymore. I'm just talking to myself now

I NEED A CAREER

>October 2017
>depressed

i bought $1000 today

i hope i don't regret it