/biz/ - Business & Finance

bros grab a bag of $APU too. You wont regret it.

>>57961937
>stop shitting up /biz
>shitting up /biz

Yeah.

Everyone tried to warn you about women.
The vast majority of them are leeches that want what other women have

Even if you're single, you're supposed to tell women that you have a girlfriend, it unironically makes them more interested in you
Because they think you are valuable and want to steal you away.

At a certain point in every man's life, he gets enlightened on the true nature of women
Hopefully it's much earlier than later, so you never fall for a marriage trap

I have $8,500 to my name. I am projected to have $24,000 by the end of the year.

If you're not paying off your debts immediately you're not thinking

>>54179183
In order for the average normie to not go broke they have to split costs with someone who may or may not be crazy
To save up peanuts at their retail/food job
In the hopes that they dont get sick or break anything
So they can hopefully go to school and learn a new skill
Praying that someone actually hires them after spending money to try and make money

Damn this world is fucked lmao

>>54036863
Yeah bro, glad you think so.
Anyway, real talk, if you're actually a grown ass man, reality is going to slap you in the face really soon

The best advice I can give you is abandon all that "slave and master mindset" bullshit, and realize cold hard reality doesn't care about whatever contrivances you come up with in your head to cope with your current situation

My best buy is going out of business, not too far from my house

fuck are people buying nowadays

>Get super jelly of the wfh techchads on here bragging about having an easy job doing 2 hours of work a day and earning six figures
>study CompSci and programming
>Find out it's a highly competitive field with huge burnout rates and rife with alcoholism
>4-5 hours a day is the cognitive limit for cerebral fields in a day, and even doing that amount of actual work in a day can cause brutal burnout if the pressure is on
>horrific stories of people burning out and not touching a computer for five years are common

Okay, so what else has /biz/ lied to me about?

Just the general way janitors get treated. I love the job but it made me hate women.

Getting screamed at to wear a mask in front of everybody by a middle aged women who wasn't wearing one. When I told her why only I had to and they didn't, it was because they had "special work areas" and I didn't. She threatened to throw me off site and ban me.

I hopped in my car and quit.

103,000,000 stack reporting in. 50,000,000 staked. LADS i need digits to make it. Kek may will it.

Is a concubine, a maid, a gf, or a wife the best financial investment?

Why do you guys want to buy houses?
You do realize that you will quickly get bored with all the maintenance and upkeep?
It's not worth living in a house unless you already have a family.

I've never had a job in my life for more than 1 month
I've never held crypto in my life
I've never had sex with the same species
I've never went to university
I've never really had any friends
I've never socialized very well
I'm severely autistic
I've always viewed people with contempt
I will always remain a stupid loser
I can't cope with this reality

Is it over bros?

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So then, what are the best businesses to run usually when solo?

what do they really mean? like actual land with nothing on it? why though?

bond market crashing again

>short biotrash when it gaps up to keep my margin account neutral
>margin account green while IRA is deep red -25% this month
why do the jews want to keep us poor?

Pro tip -

If you can buy literal millions of a coin, it's a shitcoin

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Doesn't matter how many hobbies you have, what your goals are, or how disciplined you are. You'll have so much free time that it will become torture.

Some here will choose to be hermits
Some will choose to start families
Some will choose to go back to school
Some will choose saving animals
Some will choose prostitutes
Some will choose people with a common hobby
Some will lurk at bars until 2am and try to have sex with whoever is still there
Some will choose a mix of the above
What will you choose, /biz/?