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my mother just tried to buy 50 of my link. i think she was trying to connect with me or something. i shit you not. dumb bitch. i autistically screamed at her " my linkies stay super stinky! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" over and over again as she began to cry. she said loads of dumb shit like "why are you like this? why? what happened to my son?" to that i had no reply. "buy me tendies" i said, my voice even and low. "buy me tendies." she pause and looked at me with despair in her eyes that's difficult to describe. "BUY ME TENDIES BUY ME TENDIES BUY ME TEN-" SHE SCREAMED "NO! NO MORE TENDIES UNTIL I HAVE MY SON BACK! AND STOP IT WITH CHAINLINK. SELL EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW." i roared and charged at her, using my athletic younger brothers golf club as my lance, "FOR THE KING!" (LINK backwards) she's gone now, all that remains to me is my chainlink and my FRENS. NOTHING can get in the way of that. she's fucking GONE. do you understand?