/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>20082664
>forgot to buy lemonade puts at close
GOOD FUCKING DAMMIT! THIS IS PETS.COM LEVEL GARBAGE AND I FUCKING FORGOT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>20073300
get back to work Jim.

>>19901574
>but muh umemploymont!
Retard. CARES literally pays worthless parasites (the only people unemployed because of corona) more than they would make from working. If employment isn't surging in July (spoiler, it's already surging) then you can start the bobo parades

>>19763256
Mutts aren't savers, nipponification can't happen without a nation of savers

Close is going to be a pump, isn't it

sometimes being so smart, logical, and rational can be a bad thing. Are you bobos also INTJs? I just can't buy in and be a deluded bull with all this stuff going on.

>>19595562
please see that i'm not this stupid >>19595791 and apologize for saying such a mean thing

>>19595810
I've more or less capitulated and have some really limited positions. I'll come back in if I can invest more and accept more risk. I really can't right now.

>>19595852
keeeeeeek, holy shit.

praise thanos for saving us from this dump

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Well, that wasn't supposed to happen.

>>19447619
i guess we gotta give it four weeks, and then another four weeks, and then another four weeks, and then maybe four more weeks.

>>19409988
I thought it was happening.

at least Buffet and Soros got completely fucked by the BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>futures red
>0.0001%

I need dump now

>>19196014
my short just got liquidated

>>19175402
It huuuuuuurts

>had a bad dream
>i was shorting
>for some reason btc is down at 7000$
>stop loss placed, you know, just in case something bad happens
>going to bed, leaving my position overnight
>woke up
>btc is at 7.000.000$
>stop loss triggered but the order wasn't filled
>fear, anxiety, and panic all together
>"i have to kill myself now"
Then i woke up and nothing really happened, i'm not even a permabear (i go long as well).
The thing is, how do you avoid anxiety in a clown market?

this is not fair. g-guys. think of us.

I HAD 1500 ESH BUT HAD TO SOLD FUCKING 200 ESH @ 0.004 FOR ARAGON IT LOOKED NICE


fucking shit... i need to get some nivea for my sweet soft hands... please hold me guys im not gonna make it

>sold 15% of the bag for ANJ

ANJ looked nice but now its dumping and esh continues... i knew that but i just couln't resist.. i should get some nivea for my sweet soft hands..

SAVOR EVERY RED CANDLE LIKE HONEY. THIS IS OUR'S BOBROS. WE DESERVE EVERY DELICIOUS POINT. THE HUMILIATION WE HAVE ENDURED... WE TAKE S&P TO 1900 BY LATE JULY, AND WE WILL MARCH UNTIL EVERY LAST PIG IS TRAMPLED, UNTIL EVERY DCA BOOMER IS OUT OF POWDER.

>>19023601
pls KYS thanks
https://coinjournal.net/debunking-the-bitcoin-death-spiral-theory/

>>19012206
Not until I fucking say so.

>>19012324
there's no answer. the valuations we're at are due to bubble dynamics. nothing needs to make sense until reality smacks us in the face. I might be a bear, but this shit can pop to 4k, sure. It's a credit bubble and as long as people think that credit will continue be extended to corps who can just buyback their shares with debt, the prices will do whatever the fuck they want. There's the real answer. There's no reason for up or down. The only thing with a shred of reality will be crude oil contracts toward their expiry.