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And serious too, I'd appreciate a little help or advice with the shitposts
old boomer here
Dont join the trend or bandwagon just cuz.
Since a young lad I was an ass man. I'm talking 6 years old, I wanted nothing more than to stick my face in a cuties ass at school. I would regularly sniff the chair of my crush after everyone left class hoping to get a wiff.

I got so aroused once , I was standing behind a girl in line for a slide or some shit. Kids autistically playing everywhere . Didnt care, I needed it now...and my alpha core let loose. I bent down and stuck my nose as close as i could to her little, nothing.

Ffs, I remember my hot aunt changing one day. I was about 7, she can be playful and she gave off a slutty vibe...even at that age. Pants came off, black thong dug in her ass. Like a true go getter I walked or ran to her and stuffed my face in there to inhale. She laughed and moved foward a bit but didnt really resist. I backed off because if someone walked in there it as would be insanely awkward.

The only porn iv watched since age 12 or so has been ass related or anal. Now its hardcore gangbangs , 3 dicks in ass etc.

This is just my wiring, I've always been curious of it. Like hot girls still shit like the rest of us, but would her bum smell bad...or would it unironically be pleasing?

Back then porn was shit tier, so I dont buy the kike agenda. I didnt get it from porn....u just became like this....

I often worry that I will scare off close relationships if they were against ass play

>he thinks I'm larping
I know I have a problem but i cant even blame the porn meme.
This is me

28 year old boomer here
Dont join the trend or bandwagon
Since a young lad I was an ass man. I'm talking 6 years old, I wanted nothing more than to stick my face in a cuties ass at school. I would regularly sniff the chair of my crush after everyone left class hoping to get a wiff.

I got so aroused once , I was standing behind a girl in line for a slide or some shit. Kids autistically playing everywhere . Didnt care, I needed it now...and my alpha core let loose. I bent down and stuck my nose as close as i could to her little, nothing.

Ffs, I remember my hot aunt changing one day. I was about 7, she can be playful and she gave off a slutty vibe...even at that age. Pants came off, black thong dug in her ass. Like a true go getter I walked or ran to her and stuffed my face in there to inhale. She laughed and moved foward a bit but didnt really resist. I backed off because if someone walked in there it as would be insanely awkward.

The only porn iv watched since age 12 or so has been ass related or anal. Now its hardcore gangbangs , 3 dicks in ass etc.

This is just my wiring, I've always been curious of it. Like hot girls still shit like the rest of us, but would her bum smell bad...or would it unironically be pleasing?

Back then porn was shit tier, so I dont buy the kike agenda. I didnt get it from porn....u just became like this....

I often worry that I will scare off close relationships if they were against ass play

>he thinks I'm larping
I know I have a problem but i cant even blame the porn meme.
This is me

Take a seat. This is gonna be a hard one to swallow. The cope I've heard before from those who haven't had it was things like
>believes in Disney love stories
>fell for the kike exaggeration

Here's where you're wrong bud. Although only select few get a taste of this meme magic. Most get it a little later in life which is still great. Biz sadly never ever gets it, or gets blunted emotional response from used up roastie who swallows her pride and sleeps with beta engineer or marries Provider
At this point she most definitely lost her looks and care for body.Let's just say I've had a taste of it when 13. I was much more attractive before puberty years, on top of that I was popular and social butterfly.
Multiple girls admitted directly or indirectly to having a crush on me at that time. But I was a picky cunt and instantly fell in love for the new Russian blond qt who was in my class. Even though she was an inch taller than me I was able to make her laugh and charm her, the feeling of seeing her every day in class with new outfits was out of this world. Butterflies in stomach when going to class and seeing her smile at you for first time of the day. Better and more satisfying than any drug I've taken, and I have done A-Z

Your senses, novelty, experiences are blunted and decreased when you get older. Sorry anons, it really is the best thing the human experience has to offer. I feel so bad for those who missed all that interaction until they finally found it full adulthood or offed themselves