/biz/ - Business & Finance

29 years old
30k student loan debt
only 60 college credits (depressed fag for years)
no work experience past decade
800$ left in bank account
live with mom

What would you do if you were me? I can feel myself falling into the dark abyss of time, poverty, and mediocrity. I am strongly considering joining the military just to get some kind of skills and to get the hell out of my mom's basement. I am computer savvy but also socially retarded. The pay is slightly above minimum wage but afterwards they pay for school and housing for 36 months making it effectively a 50k a year salary for the 4 years you're in it from a rough estimate. Is this a terrible financial decision? WWYD?

I just want to be financially independent by the time I'm in my mid 30s.

>>16730507
If Hillary were in office WW3 would already have been going on for 3 years.

Everyone itt talking about 'da jooz' is a fucking idiot. The US is in Syria and fucking with Iran because the Saudis want us to, and we need to keep the Saudis happy. It's that simple. Trump held out for as long as he could but the amount of pressure and corruption inherent in the system makes this kind of shit inevitable. The sociopaths in Washington are practically salivating at finally getting their war.