/biz/ - Business & Finance

Good morning.

I'd rather (((wall street))) make money off this boondoggle than you lot

>>26779484
why didn't you listen

>>25439833
I've been here since March and I'm still a newfag, fellow newfag

>>25189111
>>25187903
>>25189135
If you knew for a fact that the entire market would crash on a certain date, why not go full Ackman and make ridiculously leveraged bearish bets expiring just after the dip?

>>24808767
tbf Ackman shorted the top and bought the bottom so hedgies aren't ALWAYS wrong

also ARKK has been shitting on SPY for years but whenever that's brought up boggletards mumble about reversion to the mean without a coherent argument

>>24601238
In March we regularly had 4 threads up and each of them would be capped within ten minutes

I miss March

>>24523303
I miss the March collapse
I miss the AAAAAAAA posting
I miss the circuit breakers
I miss negative oil
I miss the prospect of complete economic collapse
I miss the bobos
I miss the BRRRRRR posting
I miss Doomsayer Ackman calling the bottom
I miss having fun

>delayed admitting he needed to go the hospital till after hours so the bullkeks could get one last good day
prepare your anuses

>>21592438
is this OC, anon?
as the doomedit and astrological chat anon i appreciate your hard work on this

>>20865790
>economy in the shitter
>unemployment federal bonus expired without a deal
>congress adjourned for the weekend

>Chevron and Exxon
>Shell before them
How exactly did that German oil company turn a profit this quarter?

>Shell (NYSE:RDS.A): Q2 GAAP EPS of -$2.33 misses by $2.09.
>Revenue of $32.5B (-64.1% Y/Y) misses by $21.2B.
>In a note to shareholders published June 30, which came shortly after a similar announcement by its peer BP, Shell said it now anticipated significantly lower oil and gas prices over the next 30 years.

JUST

THEY THINK IT'S ALL OVER

RED IS THE FUTURE

>>20068470
some big companies are posting up earnings in 2 weeks, gonna try and take some profit and buy a guitar or some shit b4 things go south

I'm literally brainwashed into buying the dip and betting on America. FUCK I can't stop myself here I go again increasing my margin limit.

>>19873661
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trade-china-navarro/white-house-adviser-navarro-says-china-trade-deal-is-over-idUSKBN23U02Q
>White House trade adviser Peter Navarro said on Monday the trade deal with China is “over,” and he linked the breakdown in part to Washington’s anger over Beijing’s not sounding the alarm earlier about the coronavirus outbreak.
>“It’s over,” Navarro told Fox News in an interview when asked about the trade agreement. He said the “turning point” came when the United States learned about the spreading coronavirus only after a Chinese delegation had left Washington following the signing of the Phase 1 deal on Jan. 15.
>it's over

>>19803487
some of u are cool, don't buy calls at open

WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN

>>19597798
>>19598474
based

>>19534804
Fast Money, qt financial hunnies, and they pull better guests than Bloomberg

He wasn't talking about the stock market. Why didn't America LISTEN.