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My autistic son just helped me set up a "coin base" account even though I have no interested in these crypto currencies, but I did it because I knew it was important to him. I'll do anything for my special little guy. I put $1K into these cute little dog coins, but later I'm probably going to pull it all out because I have a hot date with Jamal and his cousins later (we're going to try double penetration, I can't wait!)

>>52376059
Giys?
>>52377329
Imagine a crownsized version of this in sterling.
>>52371945
I'd like to hide my shit but I fondle me coins every couple days.
When I'm out of the house I hide it in good spots because I live in a high-beaner area (no disrespect to the latin homies tho) where shits always gettin stolen. Most the time somebody's home. Just make sure to have a good spot in the walls or something.
>>52372143
>anti crypto
>anti metals
What should I buy then dumbass?