/biz/ - Business & Finance

When you see GME up 6% in this market

>didn't buy LCI calls last week
>anon tells me buy LCI puts friday
>didn't buy
>tfw you don't like making money

>>15452364
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>15037975
REEEEEEEEEE I WAS SO CLOSE AND MISSED MY CHANCE TO BUY AT $2.

I WANT 1.5k AT LEAST REEEEEEEEEEEEE

AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ÜN REDDIT USER!

>>14898574
LMAÖ. DEGEN ALERT

>>14868179
TELL ME WHAT WAS IN MY CHIPOTLE YOU MCWAGIE FUCK

>>14857372
Fucking Mcwagies again

>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE'S A FUCKING CAPITALIST

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S S S S S
FLAGS ON BIZ WHEN
EVACUATE ALL RANJEET, RAKESH, AND KUMAR WHEN
IM SICK OF THIS FAIRYLAND PRETEND BULLSHIT FUD
REEEEEEEE

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Crypto's dead shave ya head

I had a nightmare last night. Holy Fuck I need to tell someone.
I woke up all sweaty and when I checked Blockfolio and the JUST levels were the same as yesterday I was actually relieved even if I'm down 50% from ath.

I can't remember all of it but here is what I do remember.

China banned crypto hard. Stories leaked of Chinese investors being put through to a firing squad with actual footage. All crypto assets seized by chink government.
At the same time an anon manages to prove in /biz/ that he doubled spended btc. The news weren't leaked to the mainstream news but the whole board was on panic.
Sergey died in a car crash.
The US, the Euro zone, Japan and South Korea put in the regulations that the minimum investment in crypto can be 100k dollars and to be able to invest you must have a non crypto net worth of over 500k not including your home.
Massive fud campaign on crypto with people thrown in jail for not declaring crypto assets.
Increasing stories of brutal torturing in order to get private keys from Doxxed anons. I'm talking Saw-tier gore.
Tether fraud is exposed. Bitfinex exit scams.
Binance and buttrex don't exit scam but freeze all wallets until further notice.
A backdoor in Trezor and Ledger allows someone to drain all the wallets without leaving a trace. Anyone without a paper wallet gets Reqt.
I can't remember why but bitmain and slush pool go dark. Not only btc tanks to sub $500 but the network goes to a full halt. The only transactions that pool through are the miners selling their last coins. Everyone else is left holding bags.
The last thing I remember is a giant sized two headed ogre and each head was a Bog laughing.


Then I woke up and saw this normal Justing and I felt so relieved. Shit was scary

This is it biz, you got me.
I refinanced my mortgage and loans so i could financially position myself into crypto and it's all gone to shit, i had an initial investment of 250k and now its worth basically nothing, i got rekt by /biz/ don't fall for the meme

>>6714740
holy shit things are getting out of hand

Bitcon is a fucking scam.

WHY WON'T COINBASE ACCEPT MY DEBIT CARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>6460720
THIS IS NOT A MAKEUP BOARD.

THIS IS A BOARD FOR SWINDLING IDIOTS OUT OF MONEY AND MAKING MILLIONS

>>>/fa/

AND NEVER COME BACK YOU SUBHUMANS

>>5958277
>sell FUN
>have to pay taxes
>FUN goes up in value immediately
>suddenly you're having less FUN

>>5917631
the donald is reddit levels of conservativism. not at all the nigger / jewish hatred we spew around here

>greatest bull market in crypto
>still getting JUST'd
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