/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>10044751

16 days left to register your EOS! don't fuckin be that guy. At least register an address with eos, you can move them later.
Kek, was just thinkin server overload is a real possibility on the last day of registration with the amount of procrastinators in crypto.
Not much going on, do it now

Whats up broskis? Been a solid month since I've posted because I got a job. Dividend broski here, up to 90k portfolio yielding 11.9%. How did April treat yall? I'm gaining with the market losing, so I'm pretty happy haha.

Also monthly reminder that I created the name /smg/ because I said I'd remind yall forever.

What up broskis? Been a solid month since I've posted because I got a job. Dividend broski here, up to 90k portfolio yielding 11.9%. How did April treat yall? I'm gaining with the market losing, so I'm pretty happy haha.

Also monthly reminder that I created the name /smg/ because I said I'd remind yall forever.

>>9174840

06-10 Arbys, Gas Station, unemployed - 8.50/hr
10-13 Tutor for undergrad STEM - 10-12/hr
13-17 Formulations Chemist - 57k salary+bonus
17-18 Suicidal NEET
18-now Brokerage Service Ops in Finance

Basically switching to finance cause I learned first hand what a lack of income does to a man. My old company burned me bad, but they aren't the problem, they are a symptom of a disease. I used to want to change the world, make it better and shit, but now I just want money.

Gonna take my ability to analyse chemical systems to finance, and I'm gonna game this system, and I'm gonna make bank. Fuck the rest of the world.

I am become boomer.

>>8789077

PRAISE MAMMON

>>8588625
>tfw green +0.5%

Popular brokers for stock trading:
Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

Interactive Brokers
>$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
http://www.degiro.eu

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Movers:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx

Earnings Report Calendar:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures


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>>8218688
>>tfw making my living from dividends

>>8138421
Ok, i posted this a few weeks ago but I guess you weren't here. Listen up;

1. Drink large amounts of Smirnoff and OJ

2. Take top 20 dividend-earning stocks and assign them each to a number on a dartboard.

3. Throw three darts to narrow it down to three stocks then eliminate the worst 52-week performer.

4. With two stocks remaining, flip a coin for heads or tails, but do it in a best-of-7 series for more drama.

5. Buy Winner & profit

>>8052415

>> tfw outperform 'cramers charitable trust'

LOL Chinks talking about tariffs on Soy beans in response

SoyBoys BTFO

I love watching you cryptotards try to have opinions on stocks. None of you are investors, just a bunch of gamblers.

>> inb4 "salty no coiner"

My 11.3% yield pays my bills, but all I'd need is the internet to laugh at you fags.

>you were born just in time to buy the mother of all dips

>>7943863
>>7943821

>>7821727
we submachine gun general now

the market is boring as hell today.

we all came here to be boomers so I guess we better start acting like them. part of that is shitting on the less fortunate.

>>7718358

Gotta give it a a couple years tho, Decemberfag here

Five dividend checks and made back most of the shitshow from last week. Regardless of today, this was a solid week. I'm gonna have some drinks. I know its early, fuck yourselves.

Why can't we just kill all the old people?
Logan's Run had the right idea just the wrong cutoof age.

>>7682860
:(

>All I wanted was this

>>7677461
Gains are gains bro. A lot of people might wanna talk shit, but thats improvement on where you were. Can't argue with results, although bears try to.

>>7654704