/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29510265
thanks for buying my bags you fucking retard!

>>27734482
>>27734939
>mfw all the questions during the AMA will be about her

>>27259491
someone stop this madman

>>26541110
Imagine paying the tax nigger for your crypto gains

I’ve only used one wallet, but since 2016. Is my stack gonna be YUGE?

Also, please stop airdrop Larp before it happens, you’re making me antsy.

Anyone else manipulate normies to further their professional life?

>have a skype job interview for a high paying position I'm somewhat unqualified for
>realize my odds of getting it are pretty low
>notice my interviewer is going to be a roastie
>call my buddy who has a newborn
>ask him if I can watch the baby for an afternoon
>5 minutes before the interview
>I clip a clothespin to the back of the baby's neck where the interviewer definitely won't be able to see it
>baby starts going apeshit crying
>interview starts, i'm cradling a crying baby
>start profusely apologizing because "my wife is out of town so I have to watch her I'm sorry for the trouble"
>interviewer tells me not to worry and that she thinks it's great that "I'm a husband who helps"
>a minute or two into the meeting I discreetly unclip the clothespin so the baby stops crying and starts cooing before falling asleep
>notice the roastie is basically soaking her pants watching me do this
>2 days later I get a phone call
>"anon, we think you aren't the most qualified candidate but you seemed to have made an amazing impact on the interviewer. You've got the job"
>mfw

BUY NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE

$10 EOY easy peasy

>>24846345
It's not degradation if you enjoy doing it

>>22027292
You seem awfully sure anon. I'd hate for you to be wrong

>>17790940
>literally hoping for an act of god to save this country come Monday

>slight pump on the asx
>followed by a larger dump

what a time to be alive. what are we all buying when the market bottoms out?

what sector do you boys reckon will dump the hardest, and in a years time pump the hardest once all of this shit has blown over?

wew laddys the cope is STILL going

Everyone !!!

LISTEN CAREFULLY

>I'd like to announce my plan, my plan is to buy.
>Yes it is my plan, and yes, it is mine.
>My plan is to buy, buying is my plan.
>But what is it, that I should buy?

Why LINK, my friends !

>It is LINK that I decide to buy, in this buying plan of mine.
>LINK it is, that blows my mind, so LINK it is, that I should buy.
>But why oh why, should LINK I buy?

Other plans, they go awry !

>Yes, my friends, take this in stride, other plans, fail to provide.
>My plan though, it will prevail, something something, holy grail
>So join me now, dearest friends, let us BUY LINK, till the very, very

End :3

That's great and all, but let me just say..

LISTEN CAREFULLY

>I'd like to announce my plan, my plan is to buy.
>Yes it is my plan, and yes, it is mine.
>My plan is to buy, buying is my plan.
>But what is it, that I should buy?

Why LINK, my friends !

>It is LINK that I decide to buy, in this buying plan of mine.
>LINK it is, that blows my mind, so LINK it is, that I should buy.
>But why oh why, should LINK I buy?

Other plans, they go awry !

>Yes, my friends, take this in stride, other plans, fail to provide.
>My plan though, it will prevail, something something, holy grail
>So join me now, dearest friends, let us BUY LINK, till the very, very

End :3

Probably true, but let me just say..

LISTEN CAREFULLY

>I'd like to announce my plan, my plan is to buy.
>Yes it is my plan, and yes, it is mine.
>My plan is to buy, buying is my plan.
>But what is it, that I should buy?

Why LINK, my friends !

>It is LINK that I decide to buy, in this buying plan of mine.
>LINK it is, that blows my mind, so LINK it is, that I should buy.
>But why oh why, should LINK I buy?

Other plans, they go awry !

>Yes, my friends, take this in stride, other plans, fail to provide.
>My plan though, it will prevail, something something, holy grail
>So join me now, dearest friends, let us BUY LINK, till the very, very

End :3

Everyone !!!

LISTEN CAREFULLY

>I'd like to announce my plan, my plan is to buy.
>Yes it is my plan, and yes, it is mine.
>My plan is to buy, buying is my plan.
>But what is it, that I should buy?

Why LINK, my friends !

>It is LINK that I decide to buy, in this buying plan of mine.
>LINK it is, that blows my mind, so LINK it is, that I should buy.
>But why oh why, should LINK I buy?

Other plans, they go awry !

>Yes, my friends, take this in stride, other plans, fail to provide.
>My plan though, it will prevail, something something, holy grail
>So join me now, dearest friends, let us BUY LINK, till the very, very

End :3

waging (from home)
going to report and extra hour of work today on my timecard that I actually spent masterbating to cartoons

is it time to buy put options, lads?

>>12228804
lunch bois

>>11266600
Nice digits

>about to make a smug pepe wagecuck thread
>mfw theres already one up

you're going gods work, whoever you are

>>9526245
oh deary me, whats wrong wagie? did someone shit in your cereal again? we cant have that, oh no no no, we need our wagie friend to be ready for a big day of taking orders from shekelstein with clear focus, none of this ragie wagie nonsense. just work harder and generate more tax dollars for me wagie, that'll show em!