/biz/ - Business & Finance

Buy a van, some chemicals, a vacuum, and maybe some duct cleaning thingies, and an ozone generator if enough is left over. Get a pajeet on fiverr to make a simple logo, come up with a catchy name, mail out flyers to a 1 hour radius around you and buy radio ads. You are a cleaning business that does carpets and ducts, ozone is to kill any lingering/tough smells. Get a bro to buy in with you for up to 49% ownership or just pay him hourly if he's not business minded enough to partner. Pay yourself the bare minimum to survive and reinvest for aggressive growth, you want $0 profit for the next five years. Scale asap, so that means more vans and two man teams. Build it up at once you hit the five year mark sell the whole thing as a turnkey business operation for a million. Of course if you do it right that would be retarded as fuck. If you fuck up you'll have a mildly successful business and you can take on a more supervisory role and handle back end side of things while paying yourself a nice enough salary. Market forces will dictate which way you go. Maybe you are cleaning vaulted ceilings, maybe it's better to take contracts at warehouses or labs. Might even wind up in crime scene cleanup. Follow the money, run heavy market analysis, don't be afraid to drop the parts with shitty margins so you can double down on the big jobs. Pareto principle is your friend here and will guide what gets cut and what is nurtured.