/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27563424
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>>23364932
so you mean to tell me, it isn't 1959?

Why is Ethereum such a piece of shit.
How fucking difficult is it to get a subscription style payment module working? The fucking EIP has been open for YEARS, and basically boils down to
>Sorry for the laggardness on this, will circle back on get the new draft published

fucking boomer garbage shitcoin
IT ISN'T EVEN THE FUCKING IMPLEMENTATION, BUT A FUCKING PROPOSAL

>>15158096

sure thing boomer. my shitcoin could 100x and still not even be CLOSE to BTC's market cap. It could 10x and wouldn't break the top 10.

for my btc investment to 100x, 1 bitcoin would need to go to $1,000,000+. That's not happening any time soon.

unless you're already wealthy, chances of making big money (in terms of USD) are still better with shitcoins. Buying btc is for boomers and for banks. You might as well buy stocks at this point.

>that guy who's trying to "get into crypto scene" in 2019

How come so many blockchain projects are being handled like private companies? Development, access to tech, funding, it's all up to the motherfuckers who earned their monies on the premise of decentralization. Like BTC and (probably) ETH are the only actually decentralized coins. It's all so tiring.

>tfw living in my filth
>haven't showered in at least a week
how do I short my own life? I'm serious, I'll be rich.

>>12866768
Call that a moon? Lemme tell you about a little time I like to call December 2017

>>12862875
>flashback to 2008
>come up with working solution to double spend problem
>talking on IRC and cryptography messageboards about it
>start running a node
>mine 900,000 of total supply 1MM
>no-one else runs a node, ever
>I set the supply too low and block time was fixed, no difficulty adjustment
>Fast forward 11 years and remember about Bitcones
>Spend life savings to buy one for $19,000
I feel your pain, bro

>>12702304
Also pic is me

>>12214945
Y-you mean that's supposed to be a MEME?

>>12099189
Do you enjoy listening to early 90s techno music, frendo?

>>11974706
Noice

>>11887092
Gold Daddy

>>11689894
Lol it literally exists right fucking now retard

Where can I buy crypto with an unverified checking account?

>>11618679
I forgot, the zoomers run this place now. D-day, H-hour, M-minute can all be assigned a date or time. Once assigned, you can call that day or time and operate on it. D-4 is 4 days before D-day. In this context, D-day is when CSW nukes his own coin because he thinks it will give him sweeties. To time the top, market sell four days before he does so. Also check my Satan trips you fucking useless fag

>>11560803
Bump

>>11460816
I used to be like you. It'll wear off. Now I spew stream of consciousness emails with bizarre acronyms when I can't be bothered to type in full (e.g. "BCOPF" for "by close of play Friday"). Fuck them, leave them guessing

>>11414624

>>11334808
This is /biz/ - probably 10% of us are boomers who contract / work for ourselves. I run a successful cartography company. Not everyone here is a NEET

>>11330144
CHANGE MY PITCH UP
SMACK MY BITCH UP

90s music is clearly superior

>Simcity
>Tetris
>Mariokart on snes

>>11119241
I KNOW WHAT I WANT AND I WANT IT NOW