/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23349617
Do everything I can to make it before my 30th. Then spend my 30's settling down and doing the stuff I missed out on in my youth.
Not sure after that, try to find meaning or a calling in my life until I die I guess. Doing extreme sports in my 50's-60's until I fuck up and die sounds fun.

New jannies do a decent job. Banning the jeets spamming their scams and getting rid of /s/ posters and trolls is more then I ever expected a janny to do.

I unironically hail our new overlords

>>21020573
LOL enjoy your 3% returns. Might as well invest in a fucking 401K or a Roth IRA you boomer faggot.

Microsoft is in for another bullrun

>boomer parents
>buys 1.2 million house at beginning of year (would be a fraction of the cost if they lived in any other state)
>thinks they got a great buy because "housing market"
>both plan to wage slave ten more years past retirement date to pay down mortgage
>thinks they can afford to go on expensive trips after they retire
>have absolutely no life or hobbies, just decorates around new house and watches Family Feud
How lame/stupid are your parents /biz/?
>inb4 zoomer
I'm 27 and have kept on trying to tell them to downsize for retirement so they can actually have some money when they are too old to work, but what do I know...

ALT SEASON IS GOING TO START IN 3 HOURS.

GRAB YOUR BAGS NOW CUNTS.

Hi guys my mom wants to know if altcoins are gonna pump soon.

What do you think?

>>14565316
relax man

hear i idea type moneygram into google maps and imagine ripple atm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k8craCGpgs

>>12605688
Does the grill fold out? Could have a cookout on that thing?

>>11754500
>reddit image
>reddit coins
>reddit nonsense about "tech"

It's obvious shitpost bait, but what else is there to do when the entire crypto meme is dead forever?

>tfw at work
>tfw shitpost on the ching chang while getting paid

Check m8 neetos

Assuming boomers are any one who was born before tthe 1990s, tfw have to wait till the 2060s before all boomers between 1945 to 1990 die off from old age

Ahhhh, what a beautiful Sundy. Worked on my car a little bit, sipped a couple cold ones, I'm baking some hamburgers right now. Anyone else have a productive Weekend?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahvSgFHzJIc

> that 30 yo boomer who moved furniture the entire weekend in his townhouse
that boomer was me

>>10799981
>someone LITERALLY bought 2,000 bitcoins on Bitfinex in the last few minutes

A/B testing memes is business related so please don’t delete/ban