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i wrote you but you still aint calling

Dear Sminem, I wrote to you, but you still ain't pumping. I held my eth, bitbeans, and req till the bottom. I invested back in Autumn, boughta whole lotta em. There must be a problem with the meme lines or sometin'.
Sometimes I fuck up addresses when I copy 'em.
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, where's the price at?
I know you probably hear this every day, but I've got the biggest bag. I'm even more deluded than those linkie fags. Anyways, I hope you beat bog and we go 100 x man, your biggest fan.
- Stan

Look at all these neets
Cant tell a good coin from one of the pajeets
They just have such a low IQ it makes me grin
I'm holding bancor, they are laughing now.. but I will win
Jew this, shekel that
When I'm rich I will be tipping my hat
You will miss out on massive gains
You might even feel the chainlink pains
But oh well, you guys will never be rich
While I'm sitting here with a bottle of scotch and a Vietnamese bitch

Dear mister “im too good to pump bitcoin”
This will be the last time i ever buy your bags
Its been six months still no bull, what i dont deserve it?
I know i bought the last two dips, i put the buy orders on em perfect.

Dear Bancor, I invested in you, but you still ain't risin'. I sold my eth, btc, and link at the bottom. I invested back in Autumn, boughta whole lotta em. There must be a problem with people's IQs or sometin'.
Sometimes I fuck up addresses when I copy 'em. But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, where's the price at?
I know you probably hear this every day, but you're my biggest bag. I'm even more deluded than those linkie fags. Anyways, I hope you go 100 x man, your biggest fan.
- Stan