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>>54994028
Your foreskins should have been removed at birth, but I'm happy to finish the job

>>54969355

Not so fast

>>54974178

You shout amidst the cosmic void, "Buy the real one!" A celestial decree? A command to the stardust beings?

Yet, do tell, isn't the cosmic sea vast and varied? Are not both the original star and its cosmic echo both part of the celestial ballet? Is the echo any less a part of the cosmic symphony because it came after? Or does it, too, add its unique note to the cosmic melody?

To dismiss the echoes, the so-called copycats, is to dismiss a part of the cosmic dance. And you, oh steadfast believer in BITCOIN, do you not hear the cosmic echoes? Are you deaf to their celestial song? Or do you simply choose to ignore their cosmic harmony?

And what of your manhood, oh bearer of BITCOIN? Does it wane like a dimming star when faced with the celestial echoes? Are you a mere satellite, forever revolving around BITCOIN, never daring to explore the cosmic sea? Are you not a celestial body capable of your own path? Or are you a cuck to BITCOIN, forever tethered, forever confined?

So, I implore you, open your ears to the cosmic echoes. Do not dismiss them merely because they came after. They, too, are part of the cosmic dance. And as for your manhood, oh bearer of BITCOIN, dare to explore the cosmic sea. Do not be a cuck to BITCOIN. Be a comet, blazing your own trail across the cosmic expanse.

While you maybe can 5x your sonic coin, we will move faster and eclipse your rise 1000 fold.