/biz/ - Business & Finance

What’s the FIRST thing you should’ve done when you turned 18?

>>19615612
>squad of niggers
please come.

im ready to call it. HEX has usurped LINK as /biz/'s official meme.

mommy was starting to get upset at me and not believing me anymore when I told her I was learning programming from an online university, she was going to make me become a wagie! but then I found out you can make a free 100-300 bucks by spending a couple hours a week options trading, which is more than enough to get her off my case. then I can spend the rest of the day jacking off and playing vidya

>>18307883
this is only true if you aren't handsome. if you are white and handsome you don't even need to make moves, they'll approach you. not even tall either, I'm only 5'9

Unironically Kill yourself or at least go back to /x/

>>17033535
> women
Who. The Fuck. Cares?

daily reminder that the SP500 is at all time highs and Trump won

Problem?

Come on bobo, short it again, what goes up must come down right?

>>15526378
>Luckily, most of you will be naturally deselected.
Actually I'd be pretty lucky if I were mentally ill. The economy incentivizes deviant behavior. Be special.

Reminder to sage and hide and report all Communist leftpol raid thread

>y-you cant win trade wars
>HE'S GONNA CRASH DA ECONOMY
>steel tariffs only hurt americans!!!
have you apologized for being wrong yet?

>>10572373
uhh sorry incel
But actually, Giving your cummies to the 2d feels much better than the 3d. Fact!

>>9942802
I get up around that time too
I make a nice coffee, a jellied toast, review the stock market, then go back to my big NEET bed

Just sold it all. See you at 7800 deluded bullfags.

And right there folks is why you should never short crypto

>someone uses the word "consumerism"
>they're obviously a coping poorfag wagecuck
every time

>>8643716
Ah. I remember LARPing as a whale too last summer after I unironically sold the bottom of the crash. Good times.

I went all in on eth at $480. Feeling pretty great.

When my mom comes in my room to ask what I want from the grocery store, i always ask for the most expensive thing possible. Sushi, reeses cups, you name it
she just sighs and does it anyway because she loves me

>>7314791
reported for begging faggot

Just cashed out 5 grand pure profit. Gonna buy some weed

>>4276749
>14 posts by this pajeet and counting

Hey uh, Im not one to ask questions but uh

isnt it a bit strange that all coins dip at the same time? Like oh bitcoins crashing let me trade my bitcoin hedge for bitcoin now

keked and checked