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>>20747042
>Kazemian trying to FUD now

lmao

>cheap ampls pls!
>new BTC!

I hate Turks, but sometimes I suspect they were right about Armenians

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>ORACLE $2.611

16% REBASE TONIGHT LADS

WE ARE ALL

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US

GOING TO MAKE IT

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>>20696180
>Ivan on Tech

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

BEST OF LUCK BROS BUT STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME

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>>20657224

Yeah. Think about a taxable event being generated basically every time someone runs a line of code. Big business will be chomping at the bit for this service! Accountants will be rich!

The thing is, the protocol would've worked fine with a stablecoin, which could have actually been used by a business, because the capital gain/loss per transaction would be basically zero. Or even USD itself! But then, a stablecoin wouldn't make the devs rich before the inevitable dump.

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>>20656138
>>20656268

I'll explain. There are actually TWO parts of a "pump and dump" scam.

First, the scammer PUMPS the coin in order to entice greedy retards.

Then he makes a post here. And then you guys buy in based on a badly-written post full of lies, because it has a logo you recognize in the pic that some Fiverr pajeet made in 5 minutes

Then we move quickly to the second part, where the scammer DUMPS on your greedy upturned faces.

Stop giving money to scams, you morons. Think about things. "This is gonna do 5-10x sirs, source: dude trust me" is not a wise investment

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>>20633479
>literally as wrong as it's possible to be

lmao

also

>$2.00

OH I'M THINKING WE'RE BACK

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>>20626424
>we're gonna take on Azure and Google and Amazon!
>by offering the same service, well, eventually
>except you can't just pay for it, you have to go through the fuckery of buying this internet coin first, which every business' accounting department is just going to fucking LOVE!

>and now it can finally do what a Commodore 64 could in 1982!

NEW PARADIGM

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>>20623576
>I'm going to open a burger joint next door to McDonald's
>but then I won't take money, I'll make everyone who wants a burger has to buy my iBurger tokens in order to pay me
>I'm gonna be rich!

When some startup is offering exactly the same service as established giants, but demanding you go through the extra fuckery of buying their internet coins instead of just paying via any of the half-dozen other established and convenient methods of payment, what are the odds that any enterprise is going to get in on this

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>>20599713

lmfao 10/10

>except you now realize that AMPL actually allows you to buy high sell low at a profit

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>>20596677
>one-day negative rebase of 50%

want to know how I know you don't know what you're talking about?

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>DUMPS 15% EVERY DAY

OH NO NO NO NO NO AMPLEFAGS

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REN CHADS WILL RULE THE WORLD

1 DARK NODE 1 LAMBO AND PORNSTAR WIFE

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>>19478238
Dont feel bad I turn 26 in july and I just got laid off from my bank Analyst job that I've worked that past two years at.

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>>19437727
real?

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mfw bull run is soon but i didnt accumulate enough to make it

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is alt season coming?

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If we all bought 1 eth at the same time, we could start a pump for the platinum bull run.

Who's in?

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jannies are...

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Daily reminder that you don't have much longer to short everything.

Market makers are going to bottom this shit out for the election

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