/biz/ - Business & Finance

>tfw ran out of weed

I’m uncircumcised. Right before I bust, I like to pinch the tip of my foreskin shut, that way it fills up like an eclair.

>>19583485
I had to go to counseling after my dad caught me letting the family dog lick my penis when I was 8. :D

>>19230131
I’ve pissed in bottles and attended counseling after my dad caught me letting the family dog lick my dick. I deserved to make it, and I never will now. Stop trying to console me.

is it too late to buy novavax?

>/biz/ is /r9k/ but with money

>>18808145
Is that why I just got 10k in my account? weird

>>18583845
>35% interest
Hey friend now that I think about it your nose is kinda long

>>18449120
>>18449144
Fuck you

How are you holding up frens?

>>18191231
Its never safe fren

i am a bull but i wanna buy more so im da bobo for de day

So what happens now frens?

come on, guys. you're only trolling with those pink wojaks, right?

>>17631402
fuck u

Is it just me or are ids getting wordier lately? What is kek trying to tell us?

>>17402828
so then what? even if you made millions you're spending way too much time and you'll just get more and more depressed. what makes me happy is the shit i'm doing outside, spending time with my dog, inline skating and climbing. trading is only a means to have enough time for actual shit that's important to me. making money won't make you a bit happier. you already have enough time to live your life, it's your own decision not to. i had depression after my dad died but man it's simple once you get out of that downwards spiral of laziness

>>17390108
> majority wins right?

guys i think i am going insane,
my portfolio grew over 250k these past days, i feel nothing, absolutely nothing.
i remember when i was excited for 50€ gains

what the fuck is wrong with me

>>17146718
yes it is, there's quite a few based traders involved
>>17146459
>>17146724
kek the guy that sells the course is a public figure and a genius. as much as i'd wish to be involved in this, i'm just a pled that took the course. shouldn't have linked it to avoid looking like a pajeet shill i admit. but there were so many people here that seemed so clueless judging by their questions. i obviously don't give a fuck if anyone takes the course since i don't even have a ref link. just forget about it, you could take any other high quality course as a beginner and it would help you out a lot, doesn't have to be this specific one

When I was about eight, I had this bathroom problem where I’d pee, miss the bowl and spray piss over the sides. My dad would get upset, but he took me aside one morning and showed me how to aim. I went pee just like he showed me, that evening and didn’t miss. I was so excited, I met him on the front porch as he was returning home from work and told him how I got all the pee into the toilet without spilling a drop. He told me he was proud of me, then he sucked my 8 year old dick.

>I get so lonely sometimes that I'll turn off the lights and proceed to hug and cuddle with myself

yes

speaking from experience

I can't stop playing chink MMOs