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Democrat and *gasp* SJW here. Not even kidding.

You know what?

Fuck fucking white people. And fuck cryptocurrency, too.

I know, I know, I know. You're all laughing and mocking this shit, but let me tell how it's going down.

The Big Blue Wave is coming, and it will hit like a motherfucking tsunami in November. The Big Blue Congress WILL impeach Asshole, Pence, and make Nancy Pelosi President.

Then as our country slowly returns to sanity over the next two years, President Oprah Winfrey will be sworn in on January 20th, 2021.

That's the date every form of crypto gets banned, and little white fuckboys who refused to pay their taxes get to go to prison.

See, in your world, it's marginalized people like Muslims, women, and black kids losing their lives and their freedoms for nothing.

In ours, it's white fuckboys who've never lifted a finger in their lives rolling snake eyes. It's white middle class boomers and their snot nosed little boys who WILL have every opportunity they snatched away from brown people and girls ripped away.

That means your magic internet money, babydicks.

That means you'd better cash the fuck out tomorrow and leave the US forever.

Because your world is dying. And when it ours comes, it won't be Bill Clinton or Barack Obama. It will be so hard on you it'll make Mao and Stalin blush from the other side.

Any display of crude wealth, toxic masculinity, or whiteness by 2030 will literally be a Federal fucking felony.

>>2871512

Yeah, sure you will. Because a bunch of redneck retards are totally going to grab guns and drag their flabby asses out the door for an evil imbecile who can't even mumble without showing us the Russian dick up his saggy orange ass.

Shut up, skinhead.

No, literally: SHUT UP.

Here's what will happen: normal people retake their Congress in 2018 with a generation owning Democratic supermajority.

President Asshole is impeached. Pence or Ryan become President and limp on as lame ducks for two years until their catastrophic loss.

Then we get single payer.

Then we get first world gun laws.

Then we get serious about climate change.

Then we get hate speech laws.

Then we claw the wealth hoarded by white boomers out of their hands and give it to millennials.

I'll let you go ahead and cry about it. Masturbate to your race war fantasies for the fifty thousand fucking time while we roll right over you and change this country into something bitter skinheads won't even recognize.

Oh, and every last Trump family member is going to die in prison or exile for selling our country out. Even the the hooker wife and the little boy.

You made it personal when you cheated her out of a win. We are going to have our revenge by putting them all behind bars for life, and the media you love to hate will remind you every day while laughing.

>>2822463

Okay, kid. Don't worry, Democrats are coming back in power to spank your fraudster ass hard when orange retard's boys are blown out next year.

Until then, we'll just keep making sure every single thing they do blows up in their faces. You know, like healthcare just did?

Yeah.

Crypto is fucked. I am going to drink deep from all the bitter, far right NEET tears here when Nancy Pelosi slams her gavel down with a big grin on the vote that bans crypto in America FOREVER.

Bitcoin fraudsters won't be fleecing the American people much longer.

>>2710049

Duh. Reality has a liberal bias.

If you understood the most basic facts about social correlation, it would be instantly obvious next to no one is wealthy on 4chan, and nearly everyone is a flaming racist with major anxiety issues who went all in for tangerine fucktard.

Sane people would notice the rich and powerful are largely all Democrats or moderate Republicans very much in the Romney mold. They are never Klansmen or Trumpists. Even baby hands himself is likely deeply indebted trailer trash, as proven by his incessant refusal to release his tax returns like every other President.

Insane people refuse to acknowledge our election was HACKED, flaunt their pedestrian bigotry, and think magic internet money is an easy ticket to a pimped out car.

You should have let her win. You'd have banked good paying jobs, free mental health treatment,and we'd be halfway to flying cars. Instead our world gets to lose sleep and money worrying about how hard the most powerful man on earth shit his pants on Twitter this week.

Pathetic.

>>2648627

No shit, skinhead.

Hey, little boy, in the normal world, nigger is a word punishable by public disgrace and black fists in your face, as it should be.

Better stay in your bubble here. That way you can scream about brown people and suck off Putin's tangerine assface Trojan horse.

Normal people will never accept casual racism. If you try to normalize it, we will normalize kicking neonazi trash in their puny white ballsacks.

>>2547249

You're absolutely right, there is no safe way to ever cash this shit out into FIAT. At least, not in large quantities.

$100K in Coinbase distributions over a few months is more than enough to get you an IRS auditor who will snitch on you to the FBI the second you mention "Bitcoin." Crypto is already functionally illegal and viewed by the government as an illicit drug/money laundering instrument.

"Just pay your taxes" isn't going to help. Look up civil asset forfeiture. They can and will seize every asset you own if there's even a whiff of anything illegal going on, and crypto's association with blackmarket criminals makes it reek.

Enjoy your paper gains, boys.

I hope your memecoins go to millions. The second you try to cash more than $10K, we are going to hear a lot of stories here about NEETs having psychotic breakdowns from Federal agents breathing down their necks, borrowing money off their families for lawyers, etc.

I can't wait.

When the bots come, even far right babydicks who want to blame Mexicans and China won't be able to cling to the most venomous racism.

We won't get Russian backed demagogues anymore like President Asshole.The regressive GOP will be gone for at least a generation. No one will trust them when they have zero track record of ever making good policy with technology.

Amy Klobuchar will be the first woman President, and also the first to delegate specific functions of government to AI. It's going to be beautiful to see skinheads from /pol/ get their comeuppance for inflicting the idiot sea slug on all of us.