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>>55270782
>"Hey Marlene, can we table our 11 o'clock to next Thursday? I've gotta go over the KPI numbers with Bill and after that we're grabbing lunch with the Risk department to talk about that recent thing with Evervox. After that I gotta head out early. Accounting is having a birthday party for Brenda and if I don't show face you know how she can be. Wait did I say next Thursday? Lets make it the 29th, I'm gonna be out next Thursday, I'm getting a steroid shot for my knee."
>*hangs up*
>*shops on Amazon for a solid two hours*
>*clicks a link in a phishing email*
>*holds up IT for another two hours playing phone tag with them*
>*cancels all his appointments and refuses to do what he calls work until the "lazy Millennials in IT" can "fix his computer"
>"Ahh yes, truly I am the rock upon which this company rests."