/biz/ - Business & Finance

It doesn't matter if the pump is fake as long as you can cash out before the dump. At this point the most that will happen is a return to $6K before the inevitable climb back to $20K and then who knows what the fuck comes after that.

If the opposite of what you think happens is going to happen, what's the scenario nobody has talked about yet?

lmao what is that, like $2k and some shitcoins worth even less?

i know it's a troll

but

you got me

>>13533617
>check catalog for your R:GWR
>this is our Red to Green Wojak Ratio for all you newfriends out there
>substitute golden bulls for G and bear imaged for R

Remember /biz/ is always wrong so you have to measure for each column and give it a staggered spread weighted by the top threads on the front page (45/30/15/10). For example:

Column 1: = x1 Bear
Column 2 = X1 Bear X2 Red Wojak
Column 3 = 0
Column 4 = x2 Bear, x1 Red Wojak, and x1 Bogdanoff (this is important later)

If we take this information we will get:
>.45 * 1
>.30 * (1:2)
>.15 * 0
>.10 * (2:1)
V
> R:GWR = (.45*1) + (.30*[1:2]) + (.15 * 0) + (.10*[2:1])
V
>R:GWR = .45 + .15 + .20
V
R:GWR = .80

So we have a red wojak / bear catalog percentage of about 80%, which is a very bullish indicator indeed. Now many of you are wondering
>but nigger nerd, what does it mean if I have more than one bog in my equation?
This is an indication there will be an unpredictable imminent price movement equal to or greater than 10% in either direction within 24 hours.

>>13457768
>start up mafia
>the actual mafia just shoots you in the head