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Just start gambling and embrace the fact that you have no idea what you are doing anon.

>Dad mixed milk in half and half with water to save money, it tasted gross
>Wouldn't buy me clothes when I was a kid so I always had ones that were either too big or too small, and I got made fun of for it
>On vacations he'd guilt us into not asking for food and being okay with expired plain bagels with nothing on them, or the leftover old cereal he'd pack into a his suitcase and make us eat it with water, because "we've got to eat it up"
>Driving home, it was like 3 more hours until we got there, didn't want to spend a few dollars on a bottle of water so he made us wait until we got home
>On vacations he'd take us to amusement parts just to walk around and look at the scenery of the rides, but not actually go on them

>Adult now who makes more than he ever did and will end up way richer than him, but I'm not a snobby loser who would treat my kids that way, and I find out he's rich and has millions in retirement and is going to buy a lake house with it

Fuck you dad

>he doesn't live in his car, wash himself at beach shower heads, trespass onto Motel 6 to do laundry, and cook eggs on his engine manifolds

never going to make it. keep spending money wagecucks, while I go to the stars

lmao @ your life faggot

>he doesn't take sprinkler showers in his neighbor's lawn to save money
>he doesn't wait outside Waffle House until a little bit after lunch to excavate through the fresh bags that get thrown out
>he doesn't load up the mucus-stained crumbled up hashbrowns with ketchup
>he doesn't pour the concentrated syrup that pooled up at the bottom of the bag into his dessert bottle
>he doesn't live in the sewers
>he doesn't have his 3 outdated charged up and running at all hours everyday to obtain swagbucks
>he doesn't lick the extra calories off of his fingernails at the end of the day
>he doesn't trespass onto a Motel 6 to wash his laundry
>he doesn't suit up in swimming gear and go deep diving for coins in a supermall's wishing fountain
>he doesn't open up multiple eBay accounts just to list convincing but fake ads
>he doesn't transfer that sweet, sweet paypal money into his bitcoin wallet
>he doesn't wait until 3am to drive to some random neighborhood to jump the fences and steal lawnmover gas
>he doesn't sleep in the trunk of his car
>he doesn't get his breakfast, lunch, and dinner from free samples
>he doesn't invest in LINK

you're never gonna make it. you're all pathetic losers who get NO PUSSY.

>still six billion dollar marketcap
I love EOS, thank you for setting up the most obvious shorting opportunity in history.

What are the best things to waste your money on for fun? Unusual things not cars and acid

>>8514372
>a booming economy for the mega-rich

>Buy rodeo burger and dollar menu fries at Burger King waiting for the bus
>$3.22

>They give me a normal cheeseburger instead, which costs less than the rodeo burger
>I go to the counter and ask for a refund for the difference in price between the rodeo burger and the cheeseburger
>Hambeast gets mad

>They end up accidentally refunding me more than I even paid for the entire meal
>They refund me $3.28

>tfw I made $0.04 for eating a shitty Burger King meal

How do I enjoy my money? I have lots but I'm a naturally frugal person since my parents grew up poor and passed it on to me. I have spending

Can big spenders tell me how to enjoy my money? What stuff is worth it?