/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57731238
>>NOOOOOOOOOOOO LINE MUST GO DOWN FOREVER

>>57727580
>n-no this can't be real everything is fake I'm not actually the retard for not DCAing... this is bullshit the JEWS DID THIS TO ME!!!
>SAINT BURRY WAS RIGHT... IT'S ALL A FAKE BUBBLE THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!!

>>57626424
>>57628388
>STOP MAKING MONEY THIS IS BULLSHIT!

>NOOO THIS IS BULLSHIT WHY IS IT STILL GOING UP ZERO HEDGE SAID IT WOULD DOWN!!
>THE ECONOMY IS FAKE AND GAY ANYWAY
>FUCK THIS IS BULLSHIT SILICON VALLEY BANK WAS SUPPOSED TO START A BANK RUN AND COLLAPSE THE ECONOMY
>THE WORLD IS IN A RECESSION THIS ISN'T REAL STOP PROFITING

>Heh, I know just the thing.. IF I KEEP MAKING THREADS ON /biz/ THE MARKETS WILL GO DOWN!!! J-just one more thread!!

i look like this and am an incel in disbelief

>>57580863
>>57580879
>ITS FAKE THIS ISNT REAL THE MARKETS AREN'T BREAKING ALL TIME HIGHS AND I'M NOT COPING ABOUT MISSING OUT!!

>THE MARKET WILL CRASH AND YOU WILL BE POOR JUST LIKE ME
>YOU WILL NOT HAVE SEX AGAIN!!

>BULL MARKET IS LE OVER

>I got liquidated. Link marines won

>Up 1%

>TFW my wife is fucking her new bull

>>54374989
>>literally nobody was talking about crypto a few months ago, what are you on? I agree though that this rally is retarded, normies right now don't have fucking money to throw into crypto and thinking about gambling it on this shit again so soon after it burned them, all while inflation is raping their jobs and interest rates are soaring, is nonsense.
>>This is why I'm currently shorting this shit, this entire rally was one gigantic bull trap. We're going to slow bleed back down to where we were, getting the last remaining glimmers of hope out of everyone, and only then, will we have air to start a new run.

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING THE MARKETS WERE SUPPOSED TO COLLAPSE AND BOBOCHUD HAPPENINGCELS WERE SUPPOSED TO WIN AND HAVE SEX! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE POOR MISERABLE SEXLESS FAGGOTS LIKE US!! THE JEWS DID THIS THEY ALWAYS FUCKING DO THIS BULLSHIT... SO WHAT IF THAT MEANS I LOST TO THEM AND THAT MEANS THE JEWS ARE SUPERIOR IT DOESN'T MATTER OKAY, THIS IS BULLSHIT

bitcoin hits 17k in June
>THERE"S NO BRAKES ON THIS TRAIN IT'S GOING TO 10K
bitcoin pumps slightly
>HOLY SHIT JUST WAIT FOR THE JUNE CPI DUMP
bitcoin pumps slightly
>WOW OK SO JUST WAIT FOR THE JULY FOMC MEETING
bitcoin pumps slightly
>JUST WAIT FOR THE JULY CPI DUMP
bitcoin pumps slightly
>JUST WAIT FOR JACKSON HOLE
bitcoin finally dumps and stops above 18k
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG, 10K INCOMING
bitcoin pumps slightly
>FAKE PUMP! FAKE PUMP!!! JUST WAIT, IT'S BEARTEMBER!!!!
bitcoin dumps to 18k again
>YESSSSSS I AM SO FUCKING EUPHORIC IT'S HAPPENING
pumps slightly
>LOW VOLUME WEEKEND PUMP YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS THE MONDAY DUMP WILL BE EPIC
dumps slightly
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S FUCKING OVER 10K IS PROGRAMMED
pumps slightly
>SHEMITAH DUMP INCOMING! IT'S FUCKING OVER FOR BTC!!!!!!
dumps slightly
>.........................................RUSSIA WILL MOBILIZE SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL BTC WILL GO TO 0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pumps slightly
>THE FED ARE IMPLODING THE ECONOMY. ITS DONE. HERE COMES 15k!!
dumps a little to 18k again
>HAHAHAHA IT IS TIME FOR REALITY, 1929 DEPRESSION
pumps slightly
>THE GBP IS STARTING THE GLOBAL RUGGING OF MARKETS, ITS OVER HERE COMES 15k
Pumps slightly
>EUROPE WILL FREEZE! MARK MY WORDS, THE GAS PIPES WERE DESTROYED AND NEXT THE MARKETS
Pumps slightly
>FTX IS DONE. TIME FOR SUB 12k
dumps slightly to 15k
>JUST WAIT FOR THE CPI, ITS GONNA GET WORSE
Pumps hard
>SILVERGATE IS GONE! BANKRUPT BTC IS FINISHED
pumps violently
>SVB! LOOK! ITS OVER FOR BITCOIN
pumps violently
>CREDIT SUISSE! THIS IS THE START OF THE GREAT FINANCIAL CRISIS ON STEROIDS
pumps slightly

>>54090653
>there are only about 11M of shorts on GMX right now compared to 63M of longs
>usually this ratio is around 1:2/2:1 or 1:3/3:1 in standard market conditions. do with this information what you will
You have no clue what you are talking about chuddy.

>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN NOT JUST USE A PATTERN THAT WAS RIGHT FOR OVER A DECADE AND SAY THAT IT WILL GO UP AGAIN JUST LIKE THE LAST TIME!!!!!
>YOU HAVE TO LISTEN AND BELIEVE MY SCHIZO THEORY I JUST MADE UP AFTER THE LAST 1000 SCHIZO DOOMER THEORIES WERE ALL WRONG THIS TIME IT IS DIFFERENT!!!!!!!!!

>>54018368
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU FUCKING KIKE TRANNY I HAVE TO LE BUY BITFUCK AT 9K BECAUSE I AM A LE POORFAG. ALSO LE BITFUCK WILL INSTANTLY PUMP TO 100K AFTER THIS SO THAT I CAN SELL IT AGAIN FOR A LE BIG PROFIT ONLY TO LE SHORT IT LE AGAIN TO JUST TO LE BUY IT CHEAP AGAIN UNTIL I AM NO LONGER A LE POORFAG!!!!!!!

>>53492360
more like get on mint mobile, but the retards on /biz/ would say
>NOOO I HAVE TO CONSOOOM BIG TELECOM!! IF IT'S NOT VERIZON YOU'RE A POORFAG PLEB UNSOPHISTICATED LOSER!!
>I CAN'T AFFORD A HOUSE REEEEE

>>53486899
seethe, cope, dilate

>The bobo posting is not even funny it's just mean spirited

ITS DA BUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLZ FAULT I CANT HAVE SEX

>>53266214

>IT IS DA BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULS FAULT

>THIS IS DA BUUUUUUUUUUUULS FAULT!!!