/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29894382
that's not forbidden lol

>>29656721
They let btc people do it.

>>29644503
>meme lines

>>27469692
>>27469752
oh god that's such a confusing way to explain that, i thought they meant income savings, JFC

>>27091755
>r*eddit
You're meant to replace a letter with the *. The way you did it implies there's an additional letter in reddit which doesn't exist

Please use r*ddit next time

Many thanks

Greta Thunberg is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the UN climate summit after party. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her on CNN She laughs. I get my drink.
"Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Greta Thunberg? She touches her neck as she watches me leave.
Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette.
"Got a spare?" she asks.
"What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles.
"Conversation with me, duh."
I laugh.
"What's so funny?" she protests.
"Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?"
"You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter.
"What would you do if you weren't a climate change activist?" I ask.
"Teaching, I think."
"And if I was your student, what would I be learning?"
"Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?"
"Mexico" I say.
"Oh wow. That's lovely."
"It's OK," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."
"What could possibly be not to your liking in Mexico?" she inquires.
"I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

Who /FT subscriber/ here? Give me (You)

@Elizabeth
Please have sex with me, if you give me a footjob I won't cancel my sub

Also
>CAN'T STOP
>WON'T STOP
>GAMESTOP

WE LIKE THE STOCK
NEVER FUCKING SELLING

>>26860241
freetrade allows purchases of everything. it's just a bit slow at the moment

but it's UK only so i doubt many people care here... but if there any UK anons, freetrade's doing ok

Gentlemen

The Tootsie Rollout has begun

Tootsie
Roll
$TR

35 days to cover
16 million float. This is it. It's going fucking parabolic. Just get in before WSB properly notice because TR is on all the "short interest" charts near the top