/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55632700
Nice find ape. With this inside information our next strategy to demoralize the silly shillies will be to do everything in our power to deny them their pizza party next friday. Checkmate.

>>55459672
Most likely many of us will be recruited by top investment banks to act as account managers due to our unprecedented levels of market knowledge and refined trading acumen. We will be the new elite and will be too busy running the world to be concerned with time off. Our lives and most importantly our market insights that are borderline omniscient will be imperative to fixing the world and getting humanity back on track. We apes have a duty with our justly earned newfound wealth and it is our destiny to bring humanity into a new golden age.

We're past the bottom. There will be corrections along the way but we're going to 100k. This is it. We made it. We will have sex.

>>55042968
I... I... I will win!

Look - I will never be there at t1 ... but if I work hard, I can be there at t2... and sell at t3 before it dumps at t4....

I will listen to every shiller and evaluate at t2.

>>54627866
Real men jump into the fray and engage in endless battle with the bots, shills, a pajeeties.

>>54464392
You wanna throw down?

I got two friends to get on Signal with me. It's not their primary messenger but maybe I can get at least one of them to shill it to their friends.

Anyway I can't buy stock because I'm all in on bitcoin and currently spending down my stack traveling the world. It's pretty great. If I was going to buy stock I'd be buying fracking companies with zero w*men in leadership positions, just like last time oil went crazy and I 3x'd my money.

Why's everything Arbitrum related mooning atm?

T. Simpleton

i will try tomorrow

>>53761231
When I graduated from college I was 100% a company man. I was willing to sacrifice to help the bottom line and I was basically trained to be a selfless worker because I had the notion that a business will build you up and invest in your future and you will do well if you put in more effort. My dad was put through college and his company basically took him from an 18 year old doing menial tasks and turned him into an accountant. That's not true anymore. Companies encourage employees to move around more often because the "competition" actually helps keep wage costs lower by having everyone jumping positions every few years to get their next promotion. We're all kept in a state of precarity and forced to jump through HR hoops in order to maintain our lives which is evil and complete fucking bullshit.
I now work for a growing company that is not some blue chip owned by blackrock, and the demographics are astounding. I have never seen so many good looking white men who have to settle for jobs that probably pay less. Larger/better companies offering the best salaries are no doubt hiring all of the blacks and browns that they can. Our company is growing astronomically and I think it all has to do with who we are hiring.
All of the Austrian economics/free market/individualism bullshit is pushed by big business tycoons. It is mind poison to make you want to work for less and pretend that you're not getting fucked in the ass. It also makes you expect nothing from the government because it is hand-tied with some bogus ideology. Healthcare is basically impoverishing us all (and funneling all of your money into the Treasury market) but we can't have the government actually fix anything. It's all absurd.
I personally opt to just settle for less than deal with faggy HR departments chasing after more pay so I can babyshit the niggers/women they hire.

>>53652258
Based

>>53543295
>I'm not even a shill you don't need to sneed me
I'm just poking fun, bro. Everyone is a little too on edge around here.

>>53503177
Only idiots were going all in on GME. The gameplan is to fucking buy and hold. If you mismanaged your funds, or screwed up your budget, or spent too much time and energy on social media reading about GME then you need to maybe just step back and cool off.
This whole fucking time I have been investing in other dividend paying stocks, passive income, precious metals, even took a gamble on some crypto. And what I noticed is when GME took a nosedive and BBBY was literally $1.50 per share I had soooo much other funds sitting around that I could move into the trade with intent of scalping out some profit. You have the benefit of religiously watching the price of a single stock. You might not believe it, but we all know we are pretty damn close to the bottom in terms of price. I sold and moved tons of money into the trade waiting for a pullback to $25 so I can rebuy all of my other dividend stocks and let my passive income be effectively increased 30%. And once a squeeze happens I'll be doing great anyway, I sit and write a call on some GME and BBBY because it's free money and the only way I lose is if MOASS happens. I am perfectly content to find other trades while we all sit around and twiddle our thumbs.

BBBY M&A this week, basket causes GME to pump big.
Check em.

I'm thinking it's tendie time

Fear not everyone, plenty of ITM calls sitting at $3, $3.50 and $4.

>>53161705
>prison cell
More like the hedgies are trapped in a "prison sell" amiright??

>>53107140
>I figured out that I can make over 2000% of my investment but I can only lose 100%
This is one of the most profound statements you can make. We are often inculcated with the notion that America is free and we have a capitalist economy and we are all just economic actors operating on behalf of our own rational self interest.
Nothing can be further from the truth, however. Having ungodly amounts of capital inflow, America actually has a problem where we can become too wealthy. Financial assets actually have no value if people stop working, so the elite actually have to actively IMPOVERISH us all to compel us to keep working nonstop. And the above -100% reality is something they utilize. The banks ABSOLUTELY use different tools such as taxes, inflation, housing prices etc to manage your income and keep you from becoming too wealthy. They do things like compel you into buying things such as health insurance that are unaffordable (you can only stop working once youre 65, goyim!). They entice you to hide your money until you are 65 via 401k. They get you into debt in various ways, they want you bogged down on housing that is too expensive. And all of it is operating on taking portions of your income until your paychecks that allow you to buy and live look like nothing more than arcade tickets to be spent on short term consumer goods. Perpetual impoverishment is the name of American capitalism.

>>53044777
I bet hedgies are finding a new counterparty for their swaps. I have a feeling the January options expiry are gonna be spicy.
Folks, this is unironically the dip before the rip. Slurp up this one last time because I think this saga is coming to an end within the matter of 2 weeks, by my calculation.

>>53035274
But the stock is being bought up and removed from the free float? Care to explain?
Why would someone see a concerted effort to BUY shares then borrow at credit card tier interest rates to short the company?
All of this is easily explained by an illiquid systemic short position gone wrong.

>>53026470
This is something that has my head spinning. I work my ass off and barely get 1 ounce of gold's worth of money per paycheck. Most of that goes towards bills, etc. But the actual "savings" I accumulate on a weekly basis is so marginal that it need'nt be considered capital at all. It literally is "arcade tokens". I can have food, dining experiences, alcohol, maybe a nicer car or a piece of furniture or whatever. All of it lands within the realm of "consumption". I do not actually acquire capital, but simply produce work and labor to consume.
The NPCs do not understand this. They acquire capital only passively via retirement programs. And even then that "capital' is ponzi tier payments. No one is expected to extract their retirement and ask for it in commodity form.
I feel like there should be a more concise word for what I am saying here. We are being pinned between poverty and meaningful savers to foster us as a consumer-slaves.

>>52963419
It gets vacuumed up. The price of a stock is largely a function of its balance sheet and also a discounted valuation of future cash flows. If you could buy GME for $1 per share you can basically lock in billion of dollars of revenue for like... $300M. It would be an instant Auto-Buy because the valuation is retarded.
Stocks are more than just "line go up then line go down lawl".

>>52897753
It's always important to have cash in order take advantage of opportunities. The time to be gobbling up as much GME as fast as you can was last year. I have a large enough position that I can afford to play waiting games and make other trades/investments. I will make it when GME moons, and in the mean time I can build up a more robust, hedged portfolio that pays dividends and gives me exposure to more segments of the market so that I can do well no matter what happens to this economy.

>>52486810
I heard every time you wank yourself off, a demon rides you and you fill her with your seed and she gives you a deformed half demon baby that causes you problems for the rest of your life.