/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51265651
recite your baseline

Sup /biz/ receiving a bonus from work soon of about $16k, rate my plan:

$4,000 stocks
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$1,000 to speculate
$3,000 DCA'd into $VOO


$4,000 crypto
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$1,333 BTC
$1,333 ETH
$1,333 LINK
DCA'd over 4 months

$4,000 savings/spending cash
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DCA'd into $BND over 4 months
Purchase $250 of $BND per week

$4,000 gold/silver
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$3,000 - gold, 1 oz coin + 0.5 oz coin
$1,000 - silver - 33 American Silver Eagles

We're done. Constant K. You can pick up your bonus.
>Thank you sir

Anonymous Poster KD6-3.7, Let's begin. Ready?

>Yes sir.

Recite your blockchain.

>And blood black nothingness began to spin. A system of links chainlinked within links
chainlinked within links chainlinked within one chain.
>And dreadfully distinct against the dark, a tall white fountain played.

Links.

>Links.

Have you ever been in an institution?

>Links.

Do they keep you in a cell?

>Links.

When you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little box?

>Links.

Chainlinked.

>Chainlinked.

What's it like to hold the hand of someone you love? Chainlinked.

>Chainlinked

Did they teach you how to feel, finger to finger? Chainlinked.

>Chainlinked.

Do you long for having your heart chainlinked? Chainlinked.

>Chainlinked.

Do you dream about being chainlinked?

>Chainlinked.

What's it like to hold your child in your arms? Chainlinked.

>Chainlinked.

Do you feel that there's a part of you that's missing? Chainlinked.

>Chainlinked.

Within links chainlinked.

>Within links chainlinked.

Why don't you say that three times, within links chainlinked.

>Within links chainlinked. Within links chainlinked. Within links chainlinked.

We're done. Constant K. You’ve made it. You can pick up your stake.

>Thank you sir.

Chainlink

Have you ever been in an institution?

Chainlink

When you perform your duties do they keep you in a little box?