/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23114893
exactly what i though. get rekt poorfag

>Storytime Edition
ok

>be me
>finally get a good job
>have money
>start browsing /biz/
>first /SMG/
>get bored
>then /PMG/
>ok this is cool
>buy 2oz Kraken
>feels good to hold something of value
>buy six 1oz coins
>me likey
>want more
>start buying $300 limited mint collectibles
>ohboy.jpg me LIKEY
>buy old Nazi era coins
>then old coins in general
>want moar
>buy uncut bill sheets (getting framed, 4x8 $2 bills)
>not enough
>start buying money from other countries
>want a bill for every single country
>currently have 20 countries and 40 more on the way
>feel like I need to protect my goods
>start looking at Benelli M2s

does it ever end bros? have people spiraled into oblivion and begun collecting fossils and dinosaur poop?