/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53509637
>if the world end

>>53484595

I just turned 33 last week and having a massive existential crisis. What should I do about my financial future?

1) I went to very good schools my entire life, and graduated with a stem degree from a top 25 US university. Most of my friends went to grad school right after college, or eventually (like a few years ago)

2) I only held a real job for about 6 years. Discovered crypto when I was 28 and earned 2 million post tax by the time I was 31 (not all through crypto, invested in boomer stock options as well, which I think is actually better than crypto).

3) I bought a rental property which generates about 35k net income a year. Have about 50k in cash at all times, about 1.1MM in bluechip stocks, 200k in risky stocks.

4) I've spent a lot of money traveling and enjoying myself for the past 3 years. Was actually very lucky because I basically spent the entire two years prior to covid traveling the world, grateful I did that before the china virus fucked over the entire Earth.

I'm a relatively good looking man, in shape, 6'1, probably considered "cute" by most girls.

Getting really sick of these thots making so much money off a sexist platform like OF, so I was thinking about starting an account.

What approaches can I take? Obviously nothing sexual because I have a family who love me and am not a social outcast who can afford to sell nudes. Do I go with a funny, clever approach? Do you guys know any examples of guys making money off OF with a comedy routine or something?

>>26041403
So will this

>>25995387

>>25988912
I wanted to buy yesterday but misspelled it and thought my broker didn't have it.
Bought SSPK/TLRY instead and it's acceptable nonetheless

>everyone counting their gme millions while I'm sitting here hoping to lose less then 2% of my portfolio each day