/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>30138045
TAKE MINE INSTEAD

Has someone taken your gains?
It's real, the pink you feel
The loss, the wage
You drove a cage
The $ROPE expects
a broken neck
Trust me, you must FOMO

Someone will purchase THE BAG
THE BAG
THE BAG
THE BAG
from you!

I hope GME moons so hard that I can pay for my best friend's imminent bankruptcy. He's got an ultra-rare spinal infection that a federal hospital is about take a crack at fixing him for but it's caused him so much shit between working jobs and college in his life. He hems and haws whenever somebody does something nice for him, so hopefully he can forgive me if I'm able to make it all dissapear.

He took care of me when I wanted to kill myself a long, long time ago. I believe in a world that will let me take care of him.
>t. 100 shares @ 48.5, let's fucking go

>tfw if i liquidated GME right now i would make my annual income twice
>the squeeze isn't even on yet
It's going to feel good walking off the job the next time my boss starts his passive aggressive gaslightly no-accountability bullshit again. The only reason I'm not layed off is that he'll have to work 30 more hours a week since I'm the only one in my position. I could live my life the exact same way on my post-tax P/L for three years straight, nevermind whatever the squeeze gets me. I never knew that financial security could be so liberating.

The noose is tightening on the bears. Soon the squeeze will choke their throats and crack their necks like crispy crawdads, and we shall suck their salty boiled organs free of their shells.

>tfw doing taxes
>tfw i realized that my 100 shares of GME at 48.5 is worth more than my entire annual income last year
>some retard on Mad Money thinks r/wsb is a bunch of elite foreign agents instead of dumb cheerleaders making retard money on good DD
I don't know what to think or feel anymore. I'm just so happy and engulfed by the absurdity of it all. After that Musk tweet, I'm starting to really believe in GME $1000.

>stress about not having sold at $150
>remember i'm still $5k profit at $100
This day could end any which zany way and I'd still have made the most money I've ever had

Why is TOS so comfy? I love these charts

CRSR $30 by next month

I've made so much easy money on the stock market that it feels like something's wrong. Only about a thousand in total profits but that's just cautious shares trading for one month. Double my biweekly paycheck by just researching companies. I keep thinking somethings going to go wrong or taxes will fuck me but fuck man everythings looking up.

Hey anon, how's your PLTR puts doing? Hmmm?

>>24513269
Here. Bought at 17, sold for big profit at 30. Waited for it to go back to 20 but it seemed like 25 was the new crabbing price. Bought 100 at 25 and it fucking plummeted over the shit news. I'm mad.

>>24480022

>PLTR is cup & handle
Just bought 100 shares. See you all on land my brothers.

>>24443133
>ngglo
more like ngmi

What price should I buy CRSR at?

What is TSLA expected to be by the end of the year? I'm up $840 on them with my poorfag investment and would like to get the bulk of my $$$ back for other investments but I worry about missing a further moon mission with how well they're doing.

Why should I buy Palantir?

WKHS CHADS WE HAVE BEEN HERE BEFORE. SELL AT 30 AND BUY AGAIN AFTER WE PLUMMET
WAIT TIL YOU SEE THE WHITES IN BOBO'S EYES AND THEN GIVE IT TO 'EM