/biz/ - Business & Finance

Two days ago:
>Hmm yes my fine gentlemen I think I will sell at 0,7 and and buy back during the week dip it will go to 0,6 no problem
YES YES VERY GOOD SWINGIES VERY GOOD HOWEVER

correlation isn't causation

oohhhhhhhh jannieeeeeeessssssssssss

oh...? whats that bobo...? I think...you should go back to sleep in your cave.

>>24586645
I did. And I'm still buying.

>>21717960
>>21718037
>trump blocks USPS funding
>EV contract falls apart for an indeterminate period of time
>90% of /smg/ will become "mango man bad" posts

>he buys crypto
>he doesn't buy stocks

Be grateful for your 9-5 job, offer to work more hours and don't forget to thank your boss. He gives you more money than stocks or cryptos will.

>>19166080
Mumu is love, mumu is life.

>>18871134
now you understand why tanker plays are so enticing

just woke up, is the fed pumping again?

>tfw recovered from virus and just want to see the world burn
its impossible to stop it

>can't get crisis legislation passed because of partisan bullshit
Blessed American two-party system.

>unemployed NEET.
>Get money from trading stocks and cryptos.
>Get all my desires met by prostitutes (transgender).
Why do people wage slave again?

>The shills were right

Im selling my linkies to buy some xrp right now

>first week looking for a job after realizing crypto is dead
>Already have a interview after only submitting 4 applications yesterday for a $30/hr job

Later virgins I'm done with this crypto scam

>>16126570

How do we Profit?
By buying pharma ETF and Stocks of Hospital Reits and Milk those mental ill incels to the last dime they have saved their entire miserable unmeaningfull life

>>14961913
How about
>I can't believe I have a shot at accumulating more

>tfw old fag from very early and in tune with the exact market cycle

I literally can't lose

>>14146636

Deswegen sieh zu das du in Aktien mit schwerpunkt Dividenden Investierst.
So ne Vonovia , McDonalds , Coca Cola , Siemens , Deutsche Telekom etc wird es auch in 100 Jahren noch geben , nur anders als Heute.
Schließlich wollen die Mohammed und Hambulkulul aus Sand neger Afrika auch Essen , Wohnen , Trinken , Telefonieren und ob du es glaubst oder nicht Siemens ist in allen 4 Bereichen in der Background Industrie Tätig.
Deswegen alles schön in sinnvolle Langzeit Aktien. Und sieh zu das du aus dem Drecksloch Berlin auswanderst du Schwuchtel

>>13737099

go nebenbei schwarz arbeiten on taxi and get like 4k net on your hand illegal

>>13596485

Soon these Cheeks will be ours frens , we all get rich soon

This is the last one lads. The big one. If crypto survives this one we are all going to make it. Hold on tight

>When I buy it crashes
>When I sell it moons

Implying I don't control the entire crypto market. Get on my level casual scum