/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>2847794
Your delusion is hilarious. and you guys wonder why you're the laughing stock of the whole board.

>The year is 2025

>walk down the street so that I can interact and understand the normie
>left my lambo parked in the open
>well payed negro body guard/shoeshine watches over it
>normies recoil when they see me and my high priced clothes
>"good morning" the busty normie wench shouts at me as she opens the door to the coffee shop
>I enter
>all the boards describe the prices of various lattes in eth as fiat had crumbled in 2021
>"ill take a double Americano, iced" I say as the normies blunder about
>"but... but that's 0.0000005 eth!" The normies yell confounded
>I nod my head undeterred
>the normies prepare my drink beautifully
>I tip the barista 0.05 eth
>"omg thank you so much!" She says with tears in her eyes
>"of course" I murmur, knowing that I hodl over 100k eth

The future never looked so bright, /biz/

>There are people here RIGHT NOW that bought ETH at 400

>It's time for a real /biz/ thread.

We all want to be successful, buy lambos, blah blah, stuff

This is the thread for explaining strategies/giving reccomendations.

Shill your crypto, reccomend entering an undervalued industry, the clothes you should wear to an interview, the property you should buy to lease, etc.

My advice: use /biz/ gainz for real estate investments. Build a leasing empire to increase your investment capital. 30% profits should be invested in gold for future recovery after inevitable market crash.

Use the crypto bubble to your advantage, do your homework and invest in coins with real value.

>Hello, /biz/.

Been on this shitstain site since 2006, but have never visited this board until now.

Recently I've decided to stop being a poorfag and start saving and trying to invest.

I make 45k a year in AZ with about 3k in debt and minimal living expenses.

What are most of you doing to grow your shekels?

>>1129290
hahahahahaha first time someone uses my oc ! Feels good man .

>tfw I was supposed to fail but my professor improved my grade and I got my master's

>mfw keeping above the hype and holding out on buying $HEAR until after this morning's crash

>tfw going to the moon at $2 a stock

Yes spend all your money now and slave away for the next 40 years, that's the sensible thing to do