/biz/ - Business & Finance

>tfw 23
>tfw running out of time to fuck chicks like this without it turning into some weird sugar daddy shit
>Still a fatfuck with no motivation
If I don't make it, go on without me... At least, at least I lost my virginity 3 years ago.

Just hire a well spoken black with good manners. Not all of us are shitheads.

>>22675676
Same bro

Why can't I stop eating fucking food? It's money that could be going to crypto, and I hate being a 270 pound fatfuck.

>25k XRP
>2k ALGO
I WAS
BORN IN THE USA
I WAS
BORN IN THE USA

>Sold my 6k stack at 6.5 cents for a 100% return
>Its fucking pumped up to 7.5 cents since then
God dammit... I might have to buy back in.

>>21012926
Stop laughing at me!

>Craig took the last Hope you had of making it

He will pay for ruining my stinky dreams

>>11510972
Why is everyone falling asleep, this man is telling you about the God Protocol and you’re checking your phone??!

I attempted to cash out my 340k crypto. I thought the IRS wouldn't give a crap if simply did not report my 4850 trades and just reported what I withdrew as profit. Seems like it was the worst idea ever.
I was contacted by IRS a few days ago stating that I owe them fucking 180k in taxes due to all the trades and that I have violated federal law. They said they will come today along with fed agents to my house to take me into federal custody for tax evasion.

And here they are here right now. They have been at my poach for 15min knocking on the door demanding me to come out, and I overheard they are considering calling the local cops. I have my S&W M&P-15 cocked and loaded and I am ready. See ya at the other side guys. It was fun knowing you. Prepare for happening in Eugene

>>10999840
DELET THIS

>Impending liquidation at 7870

>tfw well researched on 5 coins that will surely guarantee me to be a millionaire this year if I put atleast $2k in each
>no idea how to make those +$10k I would need with my current portfolio of $1k
Pls tell me there are some short term holds out there for March/April. I know BTC bullrun is starting now, but I doubt it will more than 2x

>>7509773
YOU TOLD ME WE WERE GOING LOWER I DIDN'T BUY IN YESTERDAY

>finds 3 coins that seem promising
>can only choose one
>picks one
>2 other coins moons hard(3-5x) while the one I picked has only gone up 20% since I bought it
Rinse and repeat

I'm not even kidding. Either I buy after a dip, and it dips even more, or I buy, hops on a moon mission, then it corrects all the way until the point I bought in at. But whenever I sell it, it always rebounds 10 min after
So I am willing to do you guys a favor. I will buy a coin you absolutely hate so much, so you can be happy while I will kms later today

>>3228640
that fag made me lose 0.005 btc on aragon

please CVM, you're my only hope

ftw china has stronger hands than america